Ink:WELL UM- I UHHH- *whispers* He's hot and so much like me but different! He's my jelly to my peanut butter and- *one hour later* I just- AAAAA

Blue:Fell's edgy and stuff, but when you warm up to him, he's super nice! Also I think his golden tooth is super cool and- *goes on a long tangent*

Ink:Uh-

You:*throws the author's ship book at Ink* SORRY NOT STORY!

Ink:GATHER 'ROUND EREYBODY

Blue:Okay!

Ink:*flips to a random page* Wait- IM SHIPPED WITH A CARTOON CHARACTER!? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!

Blue:THE HELL WHY AM I SHIPPED WITH INK?!

Dream:Why. Why am I shipped with Error and Horror? JUST WHHHY?!

Chara:I'm shipped. With. Sans. *inhale*

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Frisk:THE HELL IM SHIPPED WITH METTATON?!

Lust:WHICH SON OF A BITCH SHIPS ME WITH CLASSIC?!

[And they burned the book... the end]

Classic:PAPYRUS WHAT DID YOU DO-

Everybody but Papyrus:NOOOOOO

Lust:NOT THE SPAGENTAI!

Papyrus:HEAVEN!