Error:Okay

Error:

Error:WHAT THE HELL

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Ink:W-well uh-

Error:He's from an alternate timeline where I didn't pull out.

Ink:ERROOOooOOR! (*>///д///<*)

Inky (the OC thing):*puts a baby paperjam in Ink's arms, then runs off* YEET

Ink:AAAAAAAAA-

Error:WELL THEN-

Ink:*about to pass out*

Error:Shit- *takes Paperjam out of Ink's arms*

Ink:*faints*

Error:Uh- I don't- I don't want this thing yet- uh- C-CAN YOU TAKE THIS BACK! *yeets into another timeline with an Ink and Error that lost Paperjam in the womb, with a note saying "Have this one, he's like your other one, but born. -Error from another timeline*

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Nightmare:Don't call me "Noot noot" it reminds me of that one penguin meme.

Marie:This one?

Nightmare:YEAH!

Nightmare:Also, *KEES OCTOPUS*

*im  to lazy to write everybody kissing so just pretend I did*

Error:*BECOMES KIRBY AND INHALES THE WIG, BECOMING AN ENTITLED PARENT* My kid deserves your soul, he donated a penny to charity.

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Ink:Aw Thank you! And sure.

Ink:AAAAAAND NOW I SHALL KILL MYSELF!

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Fresh:Alright my radical dood!

Fresh:*kisses Geno* no homo, my dude.

Geno:What in God's gay hell-

Reaper:Fresh, I'll give you 3 seconds to run before I drag you to hell

Fresh:... okay

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Marie:*crying* thank you...

*achievement, you got Marie to do something useful*

Nightmare:So... this is how Creammare can be a ship without it being a threesome

Dream:My lord... it would be a disaster...

I bought this at GameStop, and I love him