(Apparently so does the guy that shoved weed up his ass)

Madoka:*turns into the law of cycles, AKA a god*

Madoka:Here, I will give you some valuable information, now that I can see the future, past, and present, along with millions of timelines and universes

Ink:That's my job...

Madoka:I only take care of magical girls

Ink:Oh. Anyway, what is this information you've come to give us?

Madoka:2+2=5

Everybody but the Madoka Magica crew:Seriously...?

Kyoko:That's What I'd expect from Sayaka!

Sayaka:Oh fuck you!

Mami:All this training... and a wish worse then death... just for this joke...

Homura:HELL YEAAAH YOU TELL THEM MADOKA! WOO!

Error:You are a freak ya know...

Homura:Well duh!

Ink:YES

Everyone:NO-

Ink:*makes Everyone a neko*

Kyoko:God damnit, people already draw me as a neko...

Marie:I'm a werewolf... so I can't become a neko. Also I'd be allergic to myself- oh wait- *eyes begin to swell up as she coughs on the floor* STAPH WITH DA CATS- ALRIGHT INSTEAD IF 3 CHAPTERS IT WILL BE 3 ASKS BC I CANT SURVIVE DAT LONG-

Marie:Maybe.... Maybe...

Geno:DON'T YOU DARE-

Reaper:I'd appreciate it~

Geno:OF COURSE YOU WOULD!

Frisk:Uh... *Its Raining Somewhere Else plays in the background*

Chara:*blushing* so... Frisk... you remind me of chocolate...

Frisk:How come?

Chara:You And chocolate are just so cute I can eat you both up!

Both:*laughter*

Geno:WELCOME TO THE PUB

Bonus:

*has been out for 6 months
*My first story
*Used to be my most popular book until I made "My Thoughts On Undertale Ships"

*has been out for two months
*A joke story I made just because I was bored
*Had 2K views in under two weeks
*second most popular book

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THE LOGIC IN THIS-

I KNOW THAT A GLITCHY MASTERPIECE IS CRINGY AS HELL, BUT THIS BOOK ISN'T ANY BETTER

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