ha20438 :

Poor lust (rape? And did lust have to go though therapy?) 

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Lust:Well, kinda. You see, that kind of stuff is normal in my AU, people start having sex at the age of 3, it's one of the first things we're taught, along with how not to get pegnate.

Lust:All though, it was rape, almost every kid in my AU (unless the parents actually care for them, and are in hiding) goes through it, and it's traumatizing to them... well from my own experiences, that is, just to push them into the world without thought or action. It's quite sickening actually. After the first time being raped, kids usually avoided everybody, now knowing dangers and what not, and they're timid, and locked off until they grow and sex is figuratively and literally shoved down their throats and up their asses. 

Horror:...

Lust:*tears up* And everybody knows deep down, this isn't the way, there has to be a better situation, but we're forced, forced into a society that's entirely based off the concept of sex. Like how society is on the surface but worse, the hotter and better you are at it, the more successful and "happy" you'll be, the more reluctant, ugly, and bad you are at it, you're treated as an imposer, a backstabbing bitch, a traitor. Eventually, you grow up knowing no other way, so you just fall into it, the sounds of people getting laid and others desperately trying to get laid. And there's few escapes. It's just normal.

Horror:Lust...

Lust:But about therapy... I did have secret therapy with the people who didn't agree with the society we're in, and help each other out, it's run by Mettaton. Despite desperate attempts, they got caught, and most killed. I wasn't there that day, and felt alone, only knowing me, Mettaton, and 4 others felt as if we didn't belong, and this world addicted to sex was horrible... I finally found an escape into the multiverse, but I knew I couldn't take the others from our corrupted world. 

Horror:*grabs Lust and hugs him, as Lust cries on Horror's shoulder*

Horror:Shhhh... shhhh.... it's in the past...

UnderVixen :

I dare the Sanses to blow up the fourth wall and attack all of us. Us=the people reading this.

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Everybody:*BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL*

Ink:CHARGE, THEY RUINED US

Everybody:*SCREAMS AND RUNS AFTER*

RaraPlayz

*gives Ink and Error some juice (that has truth syrm(?) mixed in it)* Here ya guys go. Also tell me, do you guys love each other? (The truth syrm(?) makes them tell the truth for the rest of the chapter)

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Ink and Error:*walking out of the closet*

Ink:FINALLY OUT OF THERE!

Error:Uhm. Ink. There's some juice here. With a note.

Ink:*trying to open the bedroom door* SHIT WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE UNTIL SOMEBODY UNLOCKS IT

Error:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ink:At least we have beverages this time *takes a sip of the juice*

Error:*also takes a sip of the juice

Rara:And do you two like eachother??? :3

Ink and Error:HELL YES!

Ink:Wait- WHAT-

Marie:*CHARGES IN AND KNOCKS THE TWO OUT* Sorry, they can't know yet ;3 at least you got the truth~

puppydog1030 :

Okay, I dare Cross and Blueberry to make TACOS! AND MAYBE EVEN... DARE I SAY IT... CHOCOLATE DESSERT TACOS! Also, Cross, are you scared of cows? Have a magnificent day!

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Cross and Blue:YEEEEES!

Cross:I GOT THE SHELL SHAPED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!

Blue:I HAVE THE VANILLA ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE CHIPS, CARMEL AND CHOCOLATE SURUP, AND STUFF!

Cross:YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

An hour later...

Cross:*eating the chocolate desert taco (CDT)* Mmmmm 

Blue:*EATING THE CDT* NOM NOMNOMOPNOEIOFCRWFEFWE

RandomEmoFangurl :

I dare horror to stab the person he hates mostInk destroy the au u hate mostand finally. . . I DARE GENO AND REAPER TO KISS

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Horror:*goes up and stabs UnderLust Asgore* Fuck you

Ink:Me? Destroy an AU? OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!

Ink:*pulls up Undertail* Hey Error, can you destroy this AU?

Error:Sure??? But why???

Ink:I wouldn't usually do this to somebody but- *shows*

Error:*SCREAMS AND DESTROYS*

Ink:Exactly

Geno:I HATE. ALL OF YOU.

Reaper:*doing death things*

Geno:*kisses Reaper and teleports to some random place to hide*

Reaper:*blushing* Nice

bana133 :

I dare undyn to be girly for 3 chapters ;-; (plz don't hate meh)

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Undyne:*comes out looking like a girly anime girl*

Alphys:YOU LOOK SO CUTE!

Undyne:Just two more chapters Undyne... just two more chapters...

RandomEmoFangurl :

Also I DARE BLUE TO HUG EVERYONE

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Blue:OKAY! *hugs Everyone*

Everyone:Aw thanks!

Fell:I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, EVERYONE!

Everyone:SHIT-

papytonlover36:  

I dare Fell to sit through "Peppa Pig: My First Cinema Experience" , I also dare every1 else to create a skit worthy of "Undertale on crack"

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Fell:This ain't so bad

*gets to the middle of the episode*

Fell:OH MY GOD STOP, PEPPA YOU'RE SO STUPID!

*end of the episode*

Fell:FUCK THE BRITISH 

Marie:WAIT NO- I WANT TO KEEP MY VIRGINITY-

Frisk:*reading*

Chara:*jumps in* MOKA CHOKA LATE YEAH YEAH

Frisk:*jumps on table* FUCK'N COFFEE BITCH!

Asriel:TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKERS!

Toriel:*calling the FBI* Please help me

Lust:*knocks on Horror's door*

Horror:Hello?

Lust:I love you

Horror:

Lust:

Horror

Lust:

Horror:

Lust:touch my body

(Time to reuse some old ones I'm digging up from A Glitchy Masterpiece because literally barely anybody reads that anymore XD)

Reaper:*points gun at Geno* FREEZE!

Geno:WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHAT DID I STEEL?!

Reaper:*sniff* My heart...

Geno:And that's how we met.

Chara and Frisk:Aww

Nightmare:*sprays dress*

Nightmare:Don't worry accidents happen, how else would the kids get here?

Tv:Black heads! So not attractive, and so hard to get rid of, you can make-

Error:...

Horror:*humming, turning on the oven*

Horror:*grabs Dust*

Horror:*throws in the oven, still humming*

  Nightmare:Every time your team yells, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat- 

Kid and Passive Nigthmare:You are-

Kid:Dream hehehehe

Passive Nightmare:*gives sour expression*

Passive Nightmare:*destroys all golden apples and eats all black apples*

Passive Nightmare:*begins to turn into hentai tentacle Nightmare* 

Dream:OH MY GOD OH GEEZ OH MY GOD-

Dust:Owimboet, Owimboet

Dust and Killer:Owimboet, Owimboet

Dust, Killer, and Horror:Owimboet, Owimboet

Dust, Killer, Horror, and Error:Owimboet, Owimboet

Nightmare:EEEEEEEEE

Anti-Sanses:*Loud as hell on the bus with the Star Sanses*

Ink:DREAM, EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH

Ink:*turn around to the anti-sanses* SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anons:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Dream:What would you do... if there was a child right in front of you?

Error:Psh pu psh *knocks Palette over* Psh pu

Dust:What you say?

Nightmare:I said whoever threw that knife, your mom's a hoe

  Drunk Ink:I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass (that makes since) 

Dust:*picks up a doll* GIMME YOUR FUCKING MONEY *throws doll*

[LAW AND ORDER]

Nightmare:When we go in this restraunt, you are 12

Cross:But Nightmare, I'm 18-

Nightmare:*slaps Cross with hentai tentacle*

Waiter:Would you like a kids menu?

Cross:*crying* yes

Killer:I mean like, I get complemented all the time-

Nightmare:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Killer:I DO!

Nightmare:*still dying over here*

Dream:Everybody has a special ingredient that helps them save the day! What's yours?

Nightmare:CHICKEN STRIIIIPS

Lust:Give it to me I'm worth it

Dream:JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

Blue:JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

Ink:JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

Dream:There's only one race, the human race- *gets slapped*

Nightmare:WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?!

Nightmare:Horror has 19 dead bodies he-

Cross:Wait, why does Horror have so many dead bodies???

Horror:MIND YO BUSINESS CROSS *dragging bodies to kitchen*

Dream:Roses are red violets are blue

Dream:Wh-why'd you leave me Ink, what did I do?

Error:*bursts through, drunk* I GOT A QUESTION

Error:Why is it called a drive throu when you gotta stop?

Killer:*bIG whEEZE*

(Sorry, I had to bring the funniest ones here, besides, barely anybody here read AGMBTS)