Betty:Uh- sure, why not!

CC:*noming on some chocolate*

Betty:*walks up behind him and gives him a little peck on the cheek*

CC:WHAT THE FUCK- *BLOOSH*

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Geno:W-Well... he's dumb, flirty, and an over all horny little shit- b-but he's handsome... and kind despite being the god of death... and he cares...

Ink:????

Dream:AUTHOR, ANALYSIS

Marie:I say... they're bipolar with a very critical disease

Blue:YOU ARE THE F- wrong reference- GET SOM HELP CHILD

Lust:Okay *looks up "Sexy Sans Pictures"* (yep nope I'm not torturing you all-)

Lust:*hands them out to everyone*

Ink:WHAT THE SHIT

Mettaton:HOW'S A FUCKING SKELETON SEXIER THEN ME?!

Blueberry:

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Nightmare:I guess that dream was true-

Error:*crying in the corner*

Horror:HOW DID THEY GET THIS PICTURE

Sans:*left the chat*

Lust:Is that enough torture?

Marie:Nah, lets let them suffer more

Ink:"Am I technically an anime trap?"

Horror:"How to fuck a blender without getting your dick cut off"

Blue:"If Santa is real, then why hasn't he been arrested for breaking and entering"

Cross:"Phobia of own reflection?"

Betty:"Is it normal to call my Akumu "Jellyfish Jimbo?""

Marie:"Why am I terrified of my teachers?"

Ppl that read this:*ALREADY KILLING FANGIRLS*

Killer:*SCREAMS FIRERING GUN*

Marie:Done, Ink and Error are no longer virgins

Ink:FFFFFF-

Reaper:I-it's not like, I'm sexually attracted to you or anything! Dumby

Geno:Wtf

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Fell:*YEETS CONNER INTO HAVENTALE* there!

I don't I

CC:H-hey Betty, wanna go out?

Betty:Oh, sure!

*the date happens (lmao to lazy to write it)

CC:Well, we're technically adults stuck in a child's body... so we're still kids, only our brains have aged

Betty:I'm literally dead, what do you think?

Here's a bonus with me on a daily basis:

People that look up to me for some reason:Hi! You're really funny!

Me:Aw, thank you!

My mind:THEY'RE SO NICE! (When I get comments like that I blush like a tomato XD)

Meanwhile...

Me:*talking to my idol*

My mind:What if she thinks I'm weird? Do I bother her to much? Please god save me-