*casually stabbing Frans and Fontcest to death*
Okay, here we go. (Sorry if it's already been answered/done.)1. Frisk, do you like like Chara. Like, romantically.2. If Frisk said no, someone please slap them/she.3. If Frisk said yes, give Chara the big ol' hug and kiss combo!4. Frisk and Chara, what genders do you associate as?5. Hey Asgore! How ya doing with the garden stuff I gave you? Also, as a special gift for a special flower man, have some Golden Flower Tea and a large tray of scones and tea cakes! Enjoy!
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Frisk:U-UHM... I-I.... I don't... *bloosh* I don't know... I guess... J-JUST DON'T TELL HER! It might ruin the trust and friendship we both built up...
Frisk:W-WUH- I'M JUST GIVING CHARA A HUG! THAT'S IT!
Marie:Either that or you snuggle
Frisk:I'LL SNUGGLE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY WHEN TWO FEMALES SNUGGLE IT'S NOT GEY
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Frisk:*tackle hugs Chara*
Chara:*SCREAMS* FRISK WHAT THE HELL!?
Frisk:I'm cold *snuggling* -w-
Chara:*sigh* Warm up, I don't mind...
Chara and Frisk:We both associate ourselves with female pronouns, because the author likes lesbian shit-
Chara:Also, it's ironic she sees Kris as male, despite being an anagram of Frisk, just missing the 'F'
Asgore:Howdy! The gardening stuff is helping me so much, thank you for them! And thanks for the tea, would you like to join me?
I got a few dares that just popped in my head.Cross: Go to Wendy's and order a Big Mac (trust me I've done this before they get triggered)Error: Call someone and start reading the Fitness Grand Pacer test thing to them
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Cross:*walks into a Wendy's with CC, and Betty, bc CC and Betty are best friends now because why not*
Minum wage employee:Hi, welcome to Wendy's, what can I get you?
Cross:I would like a Big Mac, and CC and Betty want Chicken nuggests with fries, Oh! Make it a happy meal with apples, they need their fruit.
Betty:Why did we come with him...
CC:Idk
Wendy:*from the back of the restaurant* WHO THE FUCK ORDERED A BIG MAC
Cross, CC, and Betty:*RUSH OUT AS WENDY CHASES THEM WITH A CHAINSAW*
Error:*dialing Cross's number*
Cross:*picks up phone while running* H-Hello?
Error:The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line and run as long possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. Your test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start
Cross:FUCK YOU, ERROR!
To everyone:hi my is Conner I'm the Android sent bye cyber lifeTo everyone but lust,Geno,and the arotuhr :what one thing u hate about yourself?!To fell:*a hooman appersin infont of u* u nust keep them alive or something bad will happensNOW ANSWER OR I WILL FLIPPING-gabby:*covers motuh*no! :3
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Everybody:Hi Conner!
Marie:Huh, why is it just me, Lust, and Geno that are the ones not aloud to hate on ourselves?
Conner:Because you all will go on a huge rant about your self worth
Marie:... Right...
Ink:The fact I'll never be able to meet up to everybody's standards, remaining soulless, not caring for the actual people in an AU, just the AU itself
Error:No matter where I go, somebody will fear me, when I just want to tell them if I didn't destroy, the multiverse would fall apart, but they'd never understand, along with my appearance and constant role of "villain"
Outer:That I feel spoiled, being one of the only Sanses with the privilege to see the stars...
Sci:I will never know the answer to life
Reaper:My role as death, I don't like my role much.
Nightmare:I am the embodiment of hate itself
Dream:The haunting memory and reminder that I'm the reason Nightmare is the way that he is.
Cross:How I lost everybody I loved in a matter of hours, and wasn't able to protect them...
Fell:My AU
Blue:[I can't think of anything XD]
Dust:How I became the monster I fought to destroy
Killer:I have no emotions
Horror:I never have enough to feed my AU...
Classic:Everything
[I can't think of anything for the main cast of Undertale ;w;]
Asriel:The fact I killed everybody I loved thousands of millions of times just because I could...
Chara:Oh boy where do I start! I killed my own family, and I didn't want to! And they're just... forgiving me?!?! Why?! I don't deserve their love, I never did...
Frisk:*hugs Chara* Shhhhhh... you're okay... just... relax... I should be the one apologizing...
Fell:*grabs human and puts it in Haventale* Perfect.
I dare error to pull down Cross's pants while he is talking to Dream >:3
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Error:HUEHUEHUEHUE YES~
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Cross:*talking to Dream*
Error:*sneaks up behind Cross and pulls his pants down* HAHA
Cross:-!
Dream:*hiding blush in cape*
Cross:Excuse me- *pulls pants back up, run to his room, jumps in bed, and screams*
CC:*patting Cross's back* It's okay, just let it all out
Cross:*muffled screaming*
CC:*snort* If anything, I think you have a better chance now
Cross:*LOUDER MUFFLED SCREAMING*
HAHA! well, Fell, here. *gives a British body pillow (yes we sell them here)* I dare you to fuck the british, like you said after the torture that is Ms Peppa fucking retarded pig herself. Oh! And Swap! *Gives 999,999,999,999,899,876,866 ft lollipop* I dare you to annoy the crap out of Ink! Oh! And Papyrus? Why don't you get any of these? I dare you to use your special attack *teleports all dogs to a constant 136m radius from you* on Frisk. Oh and you all need to know this... I dare every1 (even you readers) to try and help to stop Article 13. This is a war we're all facing.
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Fell:WHAT THE FUCK-
Marie:I feel disrespected- (nah not really XD)
Fell:Uh- afterwards- where do I put it-
Marie:With the other body pillows.
Fell:WHY DO WE HAVE BODY PILLOWS?!
Marie:I'M LONELY OKAY!?
Fell:*just walks into a random bedroom*
Marie:Don't forget to clean up-
Fell:AUTHOR I WILL CHOKE YOU-
Marie:*locks door* I'll leave him to it...
Blue:*DEVOURING THE LOLI* (I only had a poptart and a sandwich today, I'm hungry, but to lazy to go downstairs ;w;)
Blue:*I N H A L E*
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Ink:*sips coffee, looking depressed* W h y
Papyrus:Okay!
Papyrus:*begins to form it*
Toby:YEET *takes it and runs*
Papyrus:FFFFUUUUU-
Frisk:*petting doggo*
Marie:IS THAT A DOG?! *runs*
Frisk:SHE'S COMING, RUN!
Everybody:STOP ARTICLE 13, YOU SHITTY BIG COMPANIES
Okay. Here's some q's. One: Where's Fresh? Two: Classic, Fell, and blue, How's it feel knowing people ship you with your brothers? Lastly, shower thought for everyone: Tables are made to make sure we don't eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don't eat off of the table. Place mats were made to make sure we don't eat off of the tablecloth. And plates were made so we don't eat off of the place mats
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Ink:Fresh is... *looks over at trashcan with Fresh stuffed in it* making the trash can smell more Fresh
Classic, Fell, and Blue:*all around me are familiar faces...*
Fell:Hell, some of those sickos ship me with Blue's brother
Marie:YAY MIND FUCKS!
Everybody: ;w;
Warning:Next chapter is a lemon... sooooo.... INNOCENTS BEGONE
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