Stardustmaster2005: I dare you all to play spin the bottle.

(By the way, guys, I'm using a randomized thingy for this. It's like dice, 1 is Chell, 2 is wheatley, 3 is GLaDOS, 4 is Doug, 5 is me :D, and 6 is my OC, Xen0. And yes, Xen0 is in this book now. So I roll two dice, and the first number has to kiss the second number.)

GLaDOS: Oh dear god...

Wheatley: You've gotta do it!

Chell: Okay, who, uh, actually do we even have a bottle?

Me: *finishes drinking fanta bottle* We do now. :D

They all sat in a circle.

Xen0: I swear to god if I get Wheatley...or GLaDOS! PLEASE TELL ME I WON'T GET GLaDOS!

Wheatley: You won't get GLaDOS. It's a one in six chance.

Me: *spins bottle* *bottle lands on Xen0*

Xen0: NO. NO IM NOT EVEN-- ISN'T THAT INSESS?! CAN WE RESPIN THAT?!

GLaDOS: You have to do it...

Me: Ugh, okay. I created him anyway, so I know exactly how uncomfortable he is with this. *kisses Xen0*

Xen0: If anyone asks, that was a friendly kiss.

Me: Deal. Okay Wheatley, you're up!

Xen0: Yeah, because you took my seat next to him...

Wheatley: *spins bottle* *bottle lands on Chell*

Chell: *blushes*

Wheatley: Didn't we already do this?! It's not fair, respin!

GLaDOS: You do realize that you're only other famine choices are...lets see...me.

Chell: It's not that bad. We're together now-it's normal.

Wheatley: Whatever... *kisses Chell*

Me: *Fangasms*

Chell: So you're next, Mrs. Monster.

GLaDOS: Thanks, Mrs. Lunatic. *Spins bottle* *bottle lands on me*

Xen0: Uhm, Adam. *pokes me*

Me: *Wakes up* *Looks at bottle* *vomits*

GLaDOS: I don't even know any more.

Me: Can we just stop?

Wheatley: No! It's fun! Please just do it. Pleaaasse?

Me: You know I can't say no to that. From you anyway.

Wheatley: YAAAY.

GLaDOS: I would rather kiss...okay, you're actually the best person in this room I could probably kiss.

Doug: *depressive noise* D:

GLaDOS: *kisses Adam* *runs to bathroom to wash off mouth* *realizes we don't have a bathroom*

Me: Alright, Xen0, you're up.

Xen0: *spins bottle* *whispering* PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS PleasedontbeGLaDOS... *bottle lands on Chell*

Me: Oh. OHHHAHAHA! Oh wow, I love it when things happen like that!

Chell: Hm?

Xen0: N-nothing. I just have to-to uh, k-kiss you. *quickly kisses Chell on the lips and backs away*

Chell: *Stares at Xen0*

Xen0: *Smiles* *blushes*

Doug: *Quietly spins bottle* *bottle lands on GLaDOS* Oh.

GLaDOS: Oh.

Me: Okay, now kiss!

Doug: Y'know, I had a crush on you anyway, and other than that Xen0 kid, I have the guts to say it.

GLaDOS: Wait wh--

Doug: *kisses GLaDOS*

GLaDOS: *blushes*

Xen0: And what was that you were saying about me not having guts?

Chell: He was just talking about how unlike you, he has the guts to say if he likes someone. He meant about how you liked me and all...

Xen0: WTH?!

Chell: *smirks*

Me: So, who's turn is it?

Chell: Mine, I think... *spins bottle softly* *bottle lands on GLaDOS*

Wheatley: *laughs*

Chell: N-no. She has tried to kill me before!

GLaDOS: I'd be arguing about how I'm nice now, but I want to get out of this just as bad as you do. And we're both women.

Chell: Ew. Okay, does everyone agree on a respin?!

Me: Yeah.

Doug: Definitley.

Xen0: Sure, yeah.

Wheatley: Eh, okay.

Chell: *spins bottle again* *bottle lands on Xen0* You're joking.

Xen0: Actually, bottles can't joke.

Wheatley: Ah, that is true.

Me: You have to do it.

Chell: Okay, okay, fine. I'll kiss the poor kid. *kisses Xen0 on the cheek*

Xen0: *blushes*

Me: I think that's enough spin the bottle for today.

GLaDOS: *looks at me awkwardly* Uh, yeah.

(Okay, that actually turned out pretty cool, AND WHEATLEY GOT TO KISS CHELL HAHA I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN THE DIE LANDED LIKE THAT. So, a few ships that I liked popped up, yay. Anyway, hope you liked this.)