I_Sushi_I: Can I have a hug? Make cake with no frosting.

GLaDOS: Cake without frosting is like Aperture without testing. No.

Chell: Eh, sure. Might as well be nice now that I'm able to speak.

Random Person: I HAVE NO FRIENDS.

Me: Get out.

Random Person: Awwww... *Hangs head and leaves*

GLaDOS: Hang on. Let me research these 'hugs'......... No.

Wheatley: *Pushes GLaDOS into Sushi, who hugs her forcefully.*

GLaDOS: GET AWAY. *Pushes Sushi away.*

Wheatley: Fine, I'll give her one. *Hugs Sushi.*

Chell: Why not? *Hugs Sushi.*

GLaDOS: {Thinking} I could probably make money with this...

Rattmann: I don't hug. I'm independent and I have no reason to hug anyone but my-

Chell: I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! I LIKE VAMPIRES! *Pants and sweats.*

Rattmann: As I was saying. I have no reason to hug anyone but my cube.

P-Body: *Brings in cake without frosting.*

Wheatley: Oh, can we eat it?! I haven't eaten anything as a human! I'm hungry...

Chell: Don't. The cake is a lie.

Me: *Thinks about how millions of people have heard that saying yet they still don't know that Portal invented it.*

Wheatley: Not without frosting it isn't! *runs to cake.*

GLaDOS: He's not lying. The cake isn't a lie this time.

Wheatley: *Grabs Chell's hand.* C'mon, luv!

Chell: *Blushes*

Wheatley: *Eats a bite of cake.* See?! It's actually.... quite good without frosting!

Rattmann: Is it really?!

Wheatley: No! It's horrible! Frosting is everything in a cake! I liked it better when it was surrounded by turrets!

GLaDOS: Yeah, I thought so.

P-Body: *Walks away*

Random Person: *Peers back into room.* Can I have some?!

Wheatley: Get out!

Me: *High fives Wheatley.*

GLaDOS: I refuse to try the cake.

Wheatley: No, you have no idea what you're missing out on! It's amazing!

Chell: No it-

Wheatley: *Whispering* Just play along.

GLaDOS: *Shrugs* *Takes a bite and spits it out*

Wheatley And Chell: *Laughs*

Wheatley: And they call me a moron!

GLaDOS: For the record, you are the one who tried the cake first. That's one of the dumbest things you've done!

Wheatley: ...

P-Body: *Hugs Sushi*

Atlas: *Hugs Sushi*

GLaDOS: Why do you even hug? It accomplishes nothing but human relationship. That's the worst part of science.

Chell: *Hugs Wheatley*

I_Sushi_I: *Hugs them both for a group hug*

GLaDOS: Seriously! THIS ACHIEVES NOTHING! WHY ARE YOU-

Wheatley: Shhhhhhhhhhhh.... It achieves science...

GLaDOS: OH YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT SCIENCE!

Dory: (From Nemo) Hey mister grumpy gills. c: Do you know what you gotta do when life gets you down?

GLaDOS: Get out.

Dory: *Swims away.*

{The most random chapter of all time because it can be}