--But I'll shave it for later--

FreelancerMaraSov: I dare Glados to draw a mustache on Wheatley and Chell while they are sleeping.

Doug: I'm just gonna...stay out of whatever this is... *backs away*

GLaDOS: It isn't that bad.

Doug: But it's bad.

GLaDOS: And they're both light sleepers... Okay, it's bad.

Doug: And you know what else?

GLaDOS: What?

Doug: How good would your handwriting be in this body?

GLaDOS: Custom body. Made it myself. I could've made myself superwoman if I wanted to, but I'm not that selfish. So small things like that are just about perfect for this body. The moron also has a custom made body-and I think I nailed his right on the head.

Doug: You know you're stalling now.

GLaDOS: *Sighs* Okay. That's true. I'll do it now. But I still think it's stupid.

Doug: So why is it a big deal?

GLaDOS: Because it's on them.

Doug: Point taken.

GLaDOS: *Draws blue mustache on Chell and orange mustache on Wheatley* THERE! IT'S DONE!

Wheatley: *wakes up* What the...

Doug: Oh, god.

GLaDOS: We shall never speak of this again.

Chell: *still asleep*

Doug: She'll notice it sooner or later.

Wheatley: Notice what?

Doug: ...