Poppy: Sure! Branch! Come here please!

Branch: Hey, Pops! What's up?

Poppy: *ahem* Two words. I'm. Pregnant...*grabs stomach dramatically to make the moment more dramatic*

Branch: WHAT?! OMG! POPPY!! But, we never...

Poppy: Maybe we forgot! Anyways, what do you want it to be??!!!

Branch: ...a girl....

Poppy: Awww Branch!!!! Oh! We have to tell Troll Village!

Troll Village

Poppy:*gets on mushroom* Everyone! May I have your attention please?! I have an announcement to make!

Every Troll: Yes queen Poppy?

Poppy: *sighs* I'm... Pregnant.*smiles*

GD: JXNDJWJDKDKWKFONFWIJFNDJFJCNAAAAAAHHHH-*fants*

Every Troll: *is silent*

Branch: What the fu-

Poppy: Branch, language!

Branch: Sorry, what the fudge?

Poppy: Alright everyone! Enjoy the rest of the day!!

Every Troll: Awwwww!!!

Poppy: Ya know what guys! I have an announcement to make, again. *ahem* My pregnancy was a... dare.

Every Troll: WWWWHHHHHHAAAAATTT??

Peppy: I thought I was gonna be a grandpa... That's alright maybe nextime!

GD:..... NNNNNOOOOOOOCDNJSNCNEJXJFNCJDJNDNCNNFNCBCBXNCDNJDJDIEEJNCCNNCJDJDJCNDJDJDJ WHY WORLD??!! WHY?!

Branch: It was a dare?! Oh, I figured cause, we never actually... ya know...

Poppy: I know, but, sometime. And someday... we'll be chasing a little troll around our pod.*giggles*

Branch: Yup.

Poppy: Well, too bad the authors not here. Anyways, that's all for toda-

Author: You thought I wasn't gonna be in this chapter did you? Well, lemme finish for you poppy. That's all for today!!

Poppy: Oh hush!! *giggles* Bye everyone!!