Dare:(Poppy): Pretend to Drown and Use Creek for CPR
Poppy: *runs to trash can and pukes*
Branch: *runs to her and pats her back*
Poppy: I'M NOT DOING THAT!!
Author: I don't want you to do it either but, it is what it is.*shrugs*
Poppy: *whines like a little kid* But I don't wanna do it!!
Author: HURRY YOUR LITTLE BUTT UP! *scoots her away*
Poppy: Fine!
At a River.(heh)
Poppy: Creek! Get over here now! *jumps in water and waits for Creek*
Creek: Wut is it Poppy?
Poppy:*pretends to drown* *gurgles water* Help!
Creek: Poppy! *dives in* OUCH! I forgot this wasn't that deep. *swims to Poppy* *pulls her out*
Poppy: *pretends to choke* *sighs*
Creek: Now I need to do CPR. *hold her nose, puts his lips on hers, gives her 'air'*
Poppy: *kicks him in his chest* GET AWAY FROM MEH! *spits because she has creeks nasty a** germs on her* BLECK! I NEED TO WASH MY MOUTH WITH LISTERINE. RIGHT. NOW! *runs to her pod*
Creek: Why the troll did she call me over here? Ugh, I'm just gonna meditate. HHHHUUUUUMMMMMMMMM... HHHUUUUUUMMMMMMM.
Random Troll: SHUT UP!
Creek: huuuuummmmm... huuummm
Random Troll: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! SHUT UP!
Creek: You know what? I'm leaving.
Poppy's Pod
Poppy: *runs to bathroom* *opens cabinet* *shoves everything out of the way until she finds listerine* THERE IT IS!! *legit swishes half the bottle* *spits it out* OH MA TROLL! MEH NEED MORE! *swishes the other half* *spits it out* *sighs* Much better.
Branch: *walks in bathroom* *sees empty listerine bottle in the trash* Wtt? Meh.
Poppy: *collapses on couch* Now I wanna bleach my eyes from seeing his ugly face. Nah, I'll probably die! Hehe.
Branch: Why is there an empty listerine bott- oh. *cracks knuckles* Oh, I'm gonna slap him!
Poppy: Go strait ahead Branchie! Well that's all for now!
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