Killer : I-I don't know if I can do that. I can't sing...

Nightmare : That's bullshit. I've heard you sing "La Da Dee" before, and it was like listening to an angel. I bet you'll sound even better when you sing this one.

Crescent : Yeah Mom, you used to sing lullabies to me when I was little. You could definitely sing this one.

The kids : Please Mommy ???

Killer : I-I, uh- fine... I'll try...

*clears non-existent throat*

( Listen to this song while Killer sings. I've picked this video for a reason because it has NightKiller in it and the animation is a masterpiece ÙwÚ )

Come little children,
I'll take thee away.
Into a land of...
Enchantment.

Come little children,
The time's come to play.
Here in my garden of shadows.

Follow sweet children,
I'll show thee the way.
Through all the pain and the...
Sorrows.

Weep not poor children,
For life is this way.
Murdering beauty and...
Passions.

Hush now dear children,
It must be this way.
To weary of life and...
Deceptions.

Rest now my children,
For soon we'll away.
Into the calm and...
The quiet.

Come little children,
I'll take thee away.
Into a land of...
Enchantment.

Come little children,
The time's come to play.
Here in my garden of...
Shadows ~

The kids : *have fallen asleep*

Nightmare : Like how an angel sings ~ That was beautiful my Queen ~ *kisses Killer's cheek*

Killer : *flustered* T-Thank you Nighty... Now we got to put the kids to bed now.

Nightmare : M'kay.

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Nightmare : *smirks*

Killer : I don't like that look on your face Nighty ! Stop that !

Nightmare : Oh come on, just wear the maid outfit and I promise that I won't try to fuck you today.

Killer : P-Promise...?

Nightmare : Promise.

Killer : Mmmm... F-Fine... I'll wear the stupid dress...

※ Later ※

Nightmare : *is having a nosebleed*

Killer : *blushing madly* D-Don't get any ideas !

Nightmare : I'll try... *nuzzles his neck* Can I at least kiss your neck ? Pretty please ???

Killer : ... Alright... But no more okay ?

Nightmare : Deal. *starts kissing his neck*

Killer : M-Mmmm... *clings onto him tight*

Kawaii : GeT a RoOm YoU tWo-

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Killer : *blushes madly* Not a collar !

Nightmare : *grins* I'm keeping my promise if you wear one ~

Killer : I-I don't know... You usually lose your patience at this rate...

Nightmare : I will try to be patient, now can you please put on a collar ? Just for me ???

Killer : . . . Damn it...

※ LaTeR ※

Nightmare : *is holding the leash* Damn, you look hot as fuck babe ~

Killer : *Killer.exe. has stopped working*

Kawaii from the other room : GET A ROOM !

Nightmare : GO FUNK YOURSELF !

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Nightmare : Killer and my kids.

Killer : Nightmare, my babies, my family, and my knives.

Crescent : Knives, my family.

The rest of the kids : Family's love.

Kawaii : Family UwU

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Killer : We hired Kawaii to be our babysitter.

Kawaii : They pay me with cupcakes and cookies UwU And the kids are really fun to babysit.

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Nightmare : *shrugs* You wouldn't understand.

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Killer : Ermm... Yes. Yes he does.

Nightmare : Yes. Yes I do ~

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Wolf : *pokes Passive Cres*

P! Crescent : :P

Killer : Yeah, we know about the little guy, and he's damn precious alright. *pats P! Cres*

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Nightmare : Shut up !

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Killer : That's embarrassing...

Nightmare : It would be funny though.

Killer : Fuck you.

Nightmare : Don't you think that it's the other way around~ ?

Killer : Ughhhh-

Nightmare : *snaps him into wearing an eggplant costume* I'll give you 4 chocolate bars of you do it.

Killer : F I N E ! *starts rolling around the house*

Kawaii : Bruh, wth are you doing-

Killer : GO AWAAYYYYY !!!

Kawaii : Are you high-

Killer : SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

※ After 5 Minutes of Embarrassment ※

Killer : I hate you ... *eats chocolate*

Nightmare : Love you too Sweety.

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Nightmare : What are you talking about ?

Killer : Your dingus.

Nightmare : What about my dingus ? You want to su-

Killer : NOPE ! NOT TODAY BISH !

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Killer : *slowly turns his skull at you* How dare you... *grabs le chankla and chases you*

The boys : Not surprised.

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Kawaii : Well hear me out : I ship Crescent X Gradient now as well, and I think its cute as heck.

Crescent : *blushes* I heard that ! And another thing : I don't like him a-alright !

Nightmare : That's exactly what your mother said to me, and look at where we are now.

Killer : NiGhTmArE you didn't have to tell him that-

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Nightmare : Never.

Killer : Asgore, have mercy on me...

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The kids : Sure. *hugs you*

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Kawaii : My deepest condolences...

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Nightmare : Whenever Killer does some shit that makes me wanna wreck him. But mostly when he calls me "Daddy" or "Master" ~

Killer : *blushes* I-I don't have kinks.

Nightmare : Lies. I know ALL of your kinks ~

Killer : Nighty, I swear to Asgore-

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Kawaii : They are currently having a kink argument and Killer is trying so hard to avoid getting his lower region sore and numb today.

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Nightmare : No I'm not.

Killer & Kawaii : Yes he is. Sometimes.

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Kawaii : I like hugs ÙwÚ

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Nightmare : Don't call me that.

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Killer : No. I won't let them do that, that's brutal.

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Nightmare : . . . . *tentacles sharpen* WELL THEN, YOU BETTER START R U N N I N G-

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Kawaii : Finally finished the asks and dares ! Now go ahead and ask and dare more >:3