Asks & Dares #10
Kawaii : Just like I said in the last chapter, I've added the unfinished Asks & Dares here !
Also, a quick note : You can place your Asks and Dares in the latest chapter that has been posted just to make it easier for me to locate them alright ?
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Kawaii : Well, of course ! Duh. Why would you think I would discontinue it ? It's like, my masterpiece ! Plus, I came too far to the point where Nightmare is gonna propose to Killer soon and get married to go back now.
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Every NightKiller Kid (I'm too lazy to name them all-) : *slaps their parents*
Nightmare & Killer : . . . Y'all are grounded for one whole week.
The kids : NoOoOoOoo- T^T
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Nightmare : *hisses from the light* It doesn't hurt me physically you idiot, but it does hurt my fucking eye light- *destroys the flashlight*
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Killer : MoRe ChIlDrEn ?! But Nightmare hasn't even fucked me today yet-
Nightmare : You want me to ?~ I could give you more babies ~ Also, C H I L D R E N ! :D
Star & Moon : Hi Mom and Dad.
Dark Moon : Why does he have the same name as I do ?
Kawaii : It's okay Darky, *le pat* It's the fandom's fault.
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Kawaii : Holy fuck, that's a lot of Asks & Dares-
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Killer : Again, ANOTHER CHILD ?!
Luna : Hi- UwU
Nightmare : :O And she's like me-
Kawaii : Sooooo she's basically the same age as me- :O
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Killer : Well, we haven't really been going out to visit the other lately, but- WaIt- They have how many children ?!?!
Nightmare : How about we try to break their record Kills ~?
Killer : NoT rIgHt NoW NiGhTy- (DEREK-)
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Kawaii : I'm gonna answer for them because they are all asleep at this time. Mostly the girls love to just hang about and sometimes with the other Sanses ship kids. The boys mostly just do not stuff and annoy Nightmare most of the time.
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Nightmare : Well, Dust, Error, Horror, Cross, Classic, Epic, Fell, together with their own lovers, Blue, Ink, Lust, Dream, Outer, Color, and Science visited us here just a week ago for a "family reunion" party like that which we decided to hold here at the castle.
Killer : Their own kids were brought along as well and played, chatted, joked, talked, and caused chaos with each other.
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Killer : Uhhhhhh . . . W H A T-
Nightmare : MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO-
The innocent kids (mostly the girls) : What's Yaoi & Yuri ??? :O
The boys : *glare at you* Don't even think about telling them a single detail of explanation.
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Killer : *sighs in annoyance and summons neko ears* Ya happy now ?
Nightmare : OoOooOoOoH- You look so adorable my Love ~ *pets Killer's ears*
Killer : Yeah, yeah. *starts purring from the attention*
Nightmare : *squeals* He's soooo C U T E- *snuggles Killer*
Killer : *snuggles back* -///w///-
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Killer : I don't know any Anime characters cuz I don't watch Anime stuff, I'm sorry and pls don't attack meh- ;-;
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Crescent : . . . That was a bad attempt at mockery you fool.
Killer to Nightmare : I WILL PERSONALLY HIT YOU WITH A SLIPPER IF YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT ME AND CRESCENT'S PRECIOUS KNIVES-
Nightmare : *puts his hands up in surrender* I swear I didn't say anything ! It was them ! *points at you*
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Nightmare : Hey Cres, have you seen my bag of coffee beans ?
Crescent : Knife. 'I can't believe I'm actually doing this...'
Nightmare : Come again ?
Crescent : Knife.
Nightmare : . . .
Crescent : . . .
Killer : *randomly appears*
K N I F E ?!!?! :D
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Killer : Please no.
Nightmare : Oh yes ~
Killer : *whimpers* Please n-no...
Nightmare : *gay panic* OKAY ! I won't do it today ! *hugs Killer and soothes him*
Killer's thoughts : 'Heh, works every time ~'
Kawaii : I've never heard of this "Eyeless" but I already think he's a great NightKiller child and I can't wait to meet him :3
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Crescent : Well... I mean, you're not completely wrong. But also because we older kids have to try our best to muffle the loud noises that Mom usually makes to not wake up the younger ones.
Kawaii : Cres is just being a good and responsible older brother ! Considering he's the older one-
Nightmare : AND- The heir to my throne one day ! I'll be proud to see my own son take over my place as the next King of Nightmares !
Killer : He can't really stop talking about that-
Kawaii : And don't worry, your scene will be made soon when Nightmare loses his shit and decides to wreck Killer again- 7w7
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K
iller's outfit :
Killer : Fuck my life... *goes up to Nightmare* KoN'nIcHiWa, Nightmare-KuN-
Nightmare : . . . If you keep this cute costume show up, I'll have no choice but to fuck you wether you like it or not.
Kawaii : Nightmare's Horniness Meter is like at 59% now.
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Killer : . . . Seriously T-T
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Nightmare : *opens the gift box* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FATHER ?!?! IS THAT YOU ?!?! OH NO, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU FATHER ?!?!
Killer : *le pat Nooty's back*
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Killer : *opens his gift box* What is th- AAAAAAAAAAAAA- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!?! *throws the gnome across the room*
Kawaii : *starts flash backing into a random Kick Buttowski episode wherein the boys were stuck in their attic and Brad got scared of an "evil lawn gnome"* Ah, childhood...
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Killer : NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE- N O P E-
Nightmare : Hippity, Hoppity, your ass is now my property ~ *drags him into their room and locks the door*
Killer : *s c r e a m s*
Kawaii : I'm glad I placed a soundproof device in their room yesterday...
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Kawaii : Since Nooty and Killer are still in their room (with Killer probably being fucked at the moment-), looks like I'll be the one to answer your asks owo
I'll rate you an 8/10 cuz u seem like a nice person uwu
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Kawaii : I can't say no to my online bestie now can I ? XD OFC I'll add her here to the NightKiller family ! She'll be also now part of the Asks & Dares as well ÒwÓ
Oh, and if y'all are wondering on what Lucid Moon looks like, this is her :
Art drawn by the wonderful None_asin_no-one herself. Welcome to the family Lucid Moon UwU
Note : I might add two more new NightKiller ship children in this book soon owo
※♡※ Lucid Moon is now available for Asks & Dares ※♡※
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Kawaii : Oop- You're too late gurl- They're already sinning and Boot had thrown away the condoms I gave him. I wonder how they'll react to the new kid (Lucid Moon) when they get out of their room ;w; But u can still turn Killer into a neko, sooooooo- go ahead XD
Azel : OhOhohO- time to make Killer a neko again, *le snaps her fingers* >:)
Killer from their room : W-W-What the fu- AAAAH~ NIGHTY S-SLOW D-DOWN ~!!!
Kawaii & Azel : . . . . 7w7
Kawaii : WAIT, HOW DA FUQ DID WE HEAR HIM- I THOUGHT I SOUNDPROOFED THEIR ROOM ?!
Azel : Killer probably broke it on how loud he is.
Kawaii : *nosebleeds*
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Kawaii : I like the song "Take It Off" By Kesha, Nightcore Version and I'll try to sing without fucking up my vocal cords ;w;
*aggressively clears throat*
N-now we're getting so smashed
Knocking over trash cans
Everybody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess
Gonna get laid I'm not the designated
Driver so I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
When the dark of the night comes around
That's the time, that the animal comes alive
Looking for something wild
And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And they turn me on
When they take it off, when they take it off everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off everybody take it off
Lose your mind, lose it now
Lose your clothes, in the crowd
We're delirious tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around
N-now we're getting so smashed
Knocking over trash cans
Everybody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess
Gonna get laid I'm not the designated
Driver so I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And they turn me on, when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on, when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
Oh, oh, oh! Everybody take it off! Oh, oh, oh!
Everybody take it off!
Right now! take it off! Right now! Take it off! Right now! Take it off! Oh
Right now! take it off! Right now! Take it off! Right now! Take it off!
Everybody take it off!
There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all
And they turn me on
When they take it off, when they take it off everybody take it off
There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on, when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off !
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Kawaii : Who-?
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Everyone except Noot and Kills : *hugs you*
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Kawaii : *le gasp* SPAGHETTI PABABA !!! :D
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Kawaii : TOO MANY ASKS AND DARESSSS FOR THIS CHAPTER ! XDDDD
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