Killer : Oh, uhhhhh- Thanks I guess ? Wonder if these can help me kill people even faster. =)

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Killer & Nightmare : ThErEs AnOtHeR cHiLd ?!!?!

Kawaii : That's what we all call the "Fandom" my gay bois-

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Nightmare : As much as I wanted to kill that b@#$, Killer here won't allow me.

Killer : That's because Color is my best-

Nightmare : M Y B E S T E N E M Y-

Killer : My BEST FRIEND, Nightmare. *glares at him* And don't even think about pushing him off a cliff.

Nightmare : And what if I really do that ?

Killer : . . . . D O N T. Or else you'll be sleeping on the couch for a year.

Nightmare : Nuuuuuuu- I want your cuddlessssss ;-;

Killer : That's what I thought.

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Killer : He's gonna kill me after this . . . . HEY NOOTY !!!

Nightmare : What ?

Killer : *stabs his eye socket with his knife* I just want you to know that I love you so much.

Nightmare : . . . .

Killer : *innocent smile*

Nightmare : . . . . I'm giving you a five second headstart.

Killer : *chuckles nervously* Hahaha, I'm in danger-

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Nightmare : As much as I would like to see your blood on the floor, I'm too busy chasing my beloved Waifu around the house.

Killer : REEEEEE- GOTTA GO FAST-

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Kawaii : Who's Wilt! Sans ???

Wilt : *exists* Sup.

Kawaii : O H- Uh... Hi ? Anyways, I'm not that good at matchmaking new people that I see just a few seconds ago soooo, depending on his name, I'm gonna matchmake Wilt with..............

Decay! Sans-

BeCaUsE tHeIr NaMeS fIt PeRfEcTlY- DILT UwU

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Nightmare : Apology denied-

Kawaii : *i n t e n s e g l a r e*

Nightmare : .... Fine, apology accepted I guess...

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Kawaii : I still don't understand why you guys love dark chocolate especially since it tastes so bitter.

Nightmare & It : *eating dark chocolate*

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Nightmare : *panting* Damn. Where is he ?! *plops down on the couch* I'm exhausted with all this running around.

Killer : SNEAK ATTACK !!! *pounces on top of Nightmare and cuddles him*

Nightmare : GaH-! Killer what the fu-

Killer : UwU I'm sorry for stabbing your eye socket- I want cuddles :3

Nightmare : ... *sighs* Fine, your too cute for me to stay mad at for too long anyways. *cuddles Killer*

Killer : UwU

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Kawaii : Here, *gives you dark chocolate* I still don't understand why you and Nootmare love it so much QwQ

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Killer : Well, as you can tell, he really is. Even though he looks grouchy, grumpy and bossy most of the time, he's actually a loving softie whom I love so much :3

Kawaii : NoOtMaRr MuCk OcTo BoI- *w h e e z e*

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Nightmare : Any weapon that can kill anyone =)

Also Nightmare : HoW dArE yOu CaLl mY tEnTaClEs HeNtAi-

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Killer : *intense blushing*

Nightmare : Oh, come on. Don't act like we haven't kiss for thousands of times already Kills~

Killer : I-I, u-uh-

Nightmare : *grabs Killer with one of his TeNtAcLeS towards him, dips him by the waist, and kisses him deeply and passionately* -/////-

Killer : O///w///O

Kawaii, Everyone, & The Kids : :DDDDDD

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Kawaii : MORE ASKS AND DARES PLEASE !!! >:3