@purpleguyFNAF1234 dared: go up and slap gamzee and drink all the faygo

Beware of swearing!
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Sollux: UNCLE SOUL!

Me: 1. Im not a soul! Im soulin! And 2. What the fuck is the problem?

Sollux: you got a dare!

Me: how in the fucking world did you unlock my phone?

Sollux: because im a hacker!

Me: and a phone is not a computer! So don't you dare fucking tell me that! Tell me the truth!

Sollux: w-well dad told me.

Me: *sigh* psiioniic.

-timeskip to gamzee's room-

ME: BITCH I FUCKING SLAPPED YOU!

GAMZEE: WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!

ME: BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN! BITCH GIVE ME ALL YOUR FAYGO!

GAMZEE: FUCK NO

ME: FUCK YEAH! *drinks all faygo* IM FUCKING SOBER BITCHES! AND OH HERE IS YOUR ANOTHER PACK OF
FAGGOTS.

-TIMESKIP-

Me: HEY PSYCHIC BITCH WHY DID YOU GAVE MY FUCKING PASSWORD TO SOL?

Psiioniic: no reasons.

Me: AND THEN IM GONNA SLAP YOU WITH MY TENTABULGES FOR NO FUCKING REASON

Psiioniic: bro are you drun-

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING STUPID?

Psiioniic: i need to lock you in your room.

Me: HEY GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I CAN DESTROY ALL YOUR FUCKING GUTS IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING RELEASE ME!

The Signless: hey sonic let him out!

Psiioniic: ugh alright.

Me: FUCK YEAH NOW IM OUT OF PRISON! MUAHAHHAHAH

Psiioniic: welp. I shouldn't have gave sol the password and he is not going to be like this

The Signless: well you shouldn't have!

The Summoner: and he will never cause trouble