//: Now then, let's see what's next.

GravityFallsNaruto said: I dare Dipper to read a Willdip fanfiction

//: ...a what? *googles it* Oh my... Brother dearest?

Dipper: What is it sister dear?

//: Someone has dared you to read... this. *hands him the laptop* Do have fun, I will be leaving. *walks away*

Dipper: Hm? *sits down and starts reading.

*10 minutes later at the end of a willdip oneshot*

Well I am thoroughly disgusted for the day.

Will: *Appears behind Dipper* W-what are you reading m-master?

Dipper: !!! *instantly uses magic to make laptop explode* You!

Will: M-me!? 0-0

Dipper: Yes you! This is your fault, I command you go buy me a laptop this instance.

Will: O-okay! *disappears to buy new laptop*

//: *enters room* So how did your dare go darling brother- *spots scattered pieces of destroyed, smoking laptop* Oh my...

*5 minutes later*

Dipper: Yeah and it wouldn't have even bothered me that much but the writing... it was awful. I'm sure they didn't even check for spelling mistakes.

//: Welcome to fanfiction brother dearest. But hey, at least you were on top.

Dipper: *scoffs* Of course I'm on top. There is no way that the great and powerful Dipper would ever be the bottom of a 'romantic' relationship... especially not with some triangular demon...

//: So true.