Alex: *sighs* Dad, Papa, you have to tell embarrassing stories about me, Alfred and Matthew.

Arthur: Alfred used to always wet the bed.

Alfred: *blushes* Dad!

Francis: onetime, when Mattie was really little, he slept walked to the kitchen and started gnawing on a box of pancake mix.

Francis, Arthur: And Alex... well, she... Uh...

Francis: the worst I got is she used to beg me to marry Arthur so Arthur could be her Daddy... though that's more cute.