((Warning: Contains somewhat sexual themes.))

My admin's friend asked: "What's in that box under your bed?"

First off, I have two boxes under my bed. ...Don't look at me like that. One box has my flute, my picture of Fritz and some other things, the other box is what you were thinking of. What's in it? Handcuff, a gag, this one whip of mine, and my personal favorite: drip candles.