"Who has better pizza, Chicago, or New York city?"

Illinois: DEEP DISH IS FAR SUPERIOR!!!!

NY: THE HELL YOU TALKIN' ABOUT???

Illinois: FINE! THEN WHY DON'T WE JUST LET HER DICIDE!!!??? -points to North Carolina.-

New York: I was about to suggest that... -he muttered.-

-Illinois dragged North Carolina over.-

NC: What's going on here?

Illinois: You have to pick who's is better!!!

-after taste test.-

New York: So? Which one did you like better??? It was mine right?!

NC: They're both equally good.

Illinois: -goes in the emo corner.- Equally good my ass...