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Signature sex move

"If you could have your own signature sex move. What would you call it?"

We paired up the states in groups of two to find out...

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-Delaware: Probably the ass stroke.
-Pennsylvania: Really?
-Delaware: Yeah.
-Pennsylvania: Why?
-Delaware: Because I can. Answer the question.
-Pennsylvania: Hm...  The Philly.
-Delaware: That's boring!
-Pennsylvania: Shut up.
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-New Jersey: The joy-sie shore.
-Georgia: -laughs.- I would probably have mine be reverse tan my hide.
-New Jersey: Why that?
-Georgia: Because tan your hide means your going to get your ass kicked, so reverse means I'm going to get mine.
-New Jersey: Yeah, but it's too long. You would want to have it's name me shorter, it's cooler and makes more sense then.
-Georgia: Huh... I never thought about it.
The wild cowgirl then.
-New Jersey: I think that's already a thing, but whatever.
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-Connecticut: I don't really know what mine'ould be.
-Massachusetts: Horny potter.
-Connecticut: .... Really?
-Massachusetts: Yeah.
-Connecticut: What exactly would that move be?
-Massachusetts: I use my magic to make the one I'm with extremely horny.
-Connecticut: What, you can't do that on your own?
-Massachusetts: ...
-Connecticut: Mine would be sitting in my room alone.
-Massachusetts: Nye? The fuck is that?
-Connecticut: Exactly what it entails.
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-Maryland: Eh, I don't really like having a signature sex move.
-South Carolina: Yeah, because then you use it again and again and after a while it just becomes boing.
-Maryland: Yeah, and then you become an asshole.
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-New Hampshire: It depends on who I'm with really. I could have one signature sex move that one parter I'm with loves and then I would be with another person and they're just like "eh."
-Virginia: Wait, so you cheat on the people your with?
-New Hampshire: No, I meant after I've broken up with the first person and moved on to date another one.
-Virginia: -she chucked.- Good, because I thought you said something else.
-South Carolina: But yeah if I had a signature sex move it would probably be Sex on the beach.
-Virginia: Isn't that a cocktail?
-South Carolina: Yep.
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-New York: Turn down for thrust.
-North Carolina: ... I have nothing to say to that.
Mine'd probably be Kitty-holic.
-New York: -he snickered.-
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-Rhode Island: I'm still a virgin so...
-Vermont: He's still a Virgin.
-Rhode Island: Yep. But if I could have my own it'd probably be Flappy girth.
-Vermont: Mine'd be the special syrup.
-Rhode Island: Well that was kinda obvious.
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-Kentucky: Jacked Daniels.
-Tennessee: Cowboy bop bop.
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-Virginia: Mine would be the Virginia reel.
-South Carolina: Oh my god... More like the Virgin Reel.
-Virginia: -she burst out laughing.- YES!
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-Ohio: oh-high-o. I honestly can't think of anything.
-Louisiana: PopEyes.
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Go ahead and ask questions! They can be for a group, everyone, or a certain state!

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