"How do you think Alfie was able to take care of all of you as kids?"

Virginia: He didn't... That's why the civil war happened.

Pennsylvania: Raising 50 kids through puberty the civil war, civil rights and everything... I have no idea how he did it.

Illinois: Alcohol. Lots and lots of beer.

New York: Disciplined at times... But he really was a good dad...

"What was your first period like?"

Virginia: Fucking... Cramps..... Everywhere, and I was like a mini Romano too. Swear words everywhere.

Wisconsin: I started getting really angry for some reason, and then when I went to the bathroom I saw blood in my underwear and started freaking out... I don't get many cramps...

Pennsylvania:chocolateisthesurpremeoverlordoftheworldwepraisethechocolatwforitsavesusfromthepainsandmissaryofthebloodflowthatexitsourprivateparts.... Amen.