"What house are you in?"

Wisconsin: Minnesota says I'm a Hufflepuff... -dark cloud-

Virginia: -is about to speak-

Maryland: She's a Slitherine!

Virginia: YEAH WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A USELESS HUFFLEPUFF!!!

WestVirginia: Slitherine.

Colorado: Griffindor.

Idaho: I don't know... It's not a funny joke... Don't laugh...

Michigan: Griffindor.

Ohio: Slitherine.

Virginia: Wow it actually makes sense since you two fucking hate each other...

Pennsylvania: RavenClaw.

DC: Imma Griffindor!!!

Alfred: GRIFFINDOR DUUUHHHH!!!! THAT'S WHERE ALL THE HEROS ARE!!!

Georgia: Ravenclaw.

Arizona: RavenClaw.

Nevada: RavenClaw.

New Mexico: RavenClaw.