Gender and motherhood.
"Do you guys prefer being a certain gender over another?"
Wisconsin: When I'm a guy I don't have to deal with my hair getting caught in things, or breasts bouncing everywhere....
I like being a guy better.
Minnesota: I'm a flat chest either way -_-"
Michigan: I like being a guy.
Alaska: I don't know...
Hawaii: I don't have a preference.
Virginia: Either way I can eat frozen yogurt and beat everyone at splatoon so I don't care.
((In VA we have lots of fro yo shops and the cups are HUGE!!! They have a lot of toppings as well!!!))
West Virginia: If I'm lucky when I ship I don't end up on THAT time of the month...
North Dakota: NO ONE CARES IF I'M EVEN HERE ANYWAY!!!
"If your pregnant will you be able to turn male again or become male?"
Everyone: ....
Virginia: That's a good question...
California: We could expiriment~
Virginia: No! Besides, the children of countries and states only live up to 10... Or so the rumor goes...
"Do you want to have a family some day?"
Virginia: Kids are expensive...
Hawaii: Yes! I would love to have children one day!
North Dakota: I WOULD IF SOMEONE WOULD FREAKING RECOGNIZE ME!!!
California: Maybe~ if I hit it at the right time then I can definitely do it with Flor~!
Florida: Not happening.
West Virginia: Probably not.
"For the male states, do you think you van handle pregnancy?"
Vermont: No. That thing pushes into your organs!!!
New York: I'd be pissed off all the time...
Michigan: You already ARE pissed off all the time!
Minnesota: Does it actually hurt when it's kicking around?
Washington: I don't know to be honest...
Florida: It'd suck, because A) Your trapped as a girl B) fucking hormones C) Your big D) It ruins your body E) Child birth is a bitch, and F) Once the baby's born, say goodbye to sleep.
"Once the kid's born, will you be able to switch genders?"
Michigan: I think so... -looks puzzled.-
Wisconsin: No. You stay 4 months as a female before you can switch to being male. It's so you can breastfeed if you want to...
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