"What is your favorite food?"

Wisconsin: Well... Cheese...

Me: Pick one!

Wisconsin: D-d-do I have to choose??? I can't just pick one type of cheese!!! That would be mean to the rest of them!!! -long cheese rant-

Michigan: Cheese is pretty awesome. Beer is too.

Minnesota: Is beer a food?

Virginia: Oysters. And I would have no problems with the Chesapeake bay oysters becoming threatened, if CERTAIN STATES STOPPED FISHING THE OYSTERS IN MY STATE OUT!!!

Maryland: What?! But yeah, oysters are pretty great... Fuck they're awesome...

Pennsylvania: Cheesesteak. Obviously.

Vermont: hmmm... Maple syrup is a food right?

New Hampshire: -facepalm.-