"When I say 'Canada' What's the first thing that comes to mind?"

Virginia: Snow.

Wisconsin: Poutine.

California: Maple syrup.

"What do you think about Canadians?"

New York: THEY'RE SO FUCKING POLITE OH MY GOD!!!

Vermont: They're ok. I like maple what can I say?

Florida: How the hell can you stand the weather???

"Have you ever made fun of Canada?"

West Virginia: Well the accent's pretty fun to do.

Colorado: Nope.

Nevada: We're too busy making fun of the British.

"So it turns out that Canadians like to make fun of us."

Pennsylvania: I'm not surprised, they've got to have some way to make them feel better about themselves after Justin Beiber.

Wyoming: Awe, that's mean! Why don't you come down here to America for a while! We don't fit the stereotypes you think of...

Minnesota: I have to admit... Their beer is better. And they do like to make fun of us for it...

"Ok, so these are some of the average winter temperatures in Canada..." (As seen in the chart above.)

Michigan: It's weird. Because apparently it's the coldest near my stare for some reason...

Illinois: Oh my, and I thought that in Chicago we got it cold...

Texas: Ya'll should come down here, it's a lot warmer.

"Do your best Canadian impression!"

North Carolina: -drinks from imaginary maple syrup bottle.- Ahh, Tim Hortons is the best eh! Let's go down to the ring and play some hockey!

South Carolina: Sorry!

Ohio: I was just about to head down to the rink to watch the leafs game eh! Oh look there's a bubbler!

Me: Bubbler isn't Canadian if I'm correct...

Ohio: Oh, sorry eh!