faiththestoryteller: okay...
Matt, HOW TF DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH EVERYTHING??!? (This is from Camp. Ik you weren't on but I just want to see the reaction.) You literally slept through Native America climbing in through the window, Al yelling, Oliver yelling, and possibly bones breaking. Is this normal??
Allen. I dare you to act like Mattie for a day.
For both Canadas: Did you guys know Japan makes maple syrup-flavored Kit Kats? Gonna hide now...
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Matt: *shrugs* I don't, I just act like I'm asleep.

[random information: Matt has severe insomnia. And therefore rarely, if ever, sleeps. When he does manage to get to sleep (which, for the sole reason that he is the personification of a nation, could range from either weeks, months, or years for him to accomplish) goodness help the unfortunate soul who wakes him up...]

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Allen: ........oh come on.......how do ya even do that?

Alfred: uh uh, that's not what Mattie would say~

Allen: *glares*

Matthew: *silently giggles in the background* this should be amusing...

Matt: *smirks and silently agrees*

Allen: ugh fine....

Allen: *stands next to Toni*

Toni: *looks over at Allen* ....[questioning alien noise] {translation: ....who?}

Allen: *starts whispering* I-I'm America....

Alfred: woah wait, you have an alien too?

Allen: Y-yeah, he's your alien's 2p. *looks over at Toni* he really likes cheese for some reason....

Alfred: dude! Mattie check this out! there's a 2p for Tony too!

Allen: uh yeah.... that's what I just said....

Matthew: *also ignoring Allen though feeling bad, yet not at the same time* oh that's neat. Kuma has one too. right Matt?

Matt: *nods*

Kumakuro: *walks over and sits next to Matt*

Allen: *sighs because he hates everything about this...*

Matt: did someone just hear something? *shamelessly ignoring Allen*

Alfred: *freezes* dude, please don't tell me there's a ghost here...

Matthew: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Alfred....

Allen: .......

*Everyone's phone starts ringing playing "American Please"*

Matt: *glares at Allen*

Alfred: *is horribly confused*

Matthew: *laughing*

Matt: *threatens Allen with a hockey stick*

Allen: okay.... dare's ovah *runs from Matt*