Me: 🎶~so many songs, we all have to sing. Let's give thanks to shy_fangirl for giving us this dare to sing:~🎶
Hans: 🎶~I dare you and I to sing Monster by Imagine Dragons, Hans and Wasabi to sing It Will Rain by Bruno Mars, and Kristoff to sing Take Me to Church by Hozier.~🎶
Kristoff: why are you doing?
Wasabi: 🎶~apparently we have to sing, this whole entire chapter, which does include you, so get your butt in here. ~🎶
Kristoff:........
Me: hey guys hope you enjoyed that. Now for the actual songs!

🎸🎶KARAOKE NIGHT 🎸🎶

Me: Ever since I could remember,
Everything inside of me,
Just wanted to fit in (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Sera: I was never one for pretenders,
Everything I tried to be,
Just wouldn't settle in (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Me: If I told you what I was,
Would you turn your back on me?
And if I seem dangerous,
Would you be scared?
Sera: I get the feeling just because
Everything I touch isn't dark enough
That this problem lies in me

Me: I'm only a (wo)man with a candle to guide me,
I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me.
Sera: A monster, a monster,
I've turned into a monster,
Me: A monster, a monster,
And it keeps getting stronger.

Sera: Can I clear my conscience
If I'm different from the rest?
Do I have to run and hide? (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Me: I never said that I want this,
This burden came to me,
And it's made its home inside (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Sera: If I told you what I was,
Would you turn your back on me?
And if I seem dangerous,
Would you be scared?
Me: I get the feeling just because,
Everything I touch isn't dark enough
That this problem lies in me

Sera: I'm only a (wo)man with a candle to guide me,
I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me.
Me: A monster, a monster,
I've turned into a monster,
Sera: A monster, a monster,
And it keeps getting stronger.

Me: I'm only a (wo)man with a candle to guide me,
Sera: I'm taking a stand to escape what's inside me.
Me: A monster, a monster,
I've turned into a monster,
Both: A monster, a monster,
And it keeps getting stronger.

Everyone claps

Hans: If you ever leave me, baby,
Leave some morphine at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
To realize what we used to have,
We don't have it anymore.

Wasabi: There's no religion that could save me
No matter how long my knees are on the floor (Ooh)
Hans: So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm makin'
To keep you by my side
To keep you from walkin' out the door.

Wasabi: 'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
Hans: If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
Wasabi: My eyes will do the same, if you walk away
Both: Everyday it'll rain, rain, ra-a-a-ain

Hans: I'll never be your mother's favorite
Your daddy can't even look me in the eye
Wasabi: Ooh, if I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the same thing
Sayin' "There goes my little girl
Walkin' with that troublesome guy"

Hans: But they're just afraid of something they can't understand
Wasabi: Ooh, but little darlin' watch me change their minds
Hans: Yeah for you I'll try, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try
Wasabi: And pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
Hans: If that'll make you mine

Wasabi: 'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
Hans: If I lose you, baby
Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same, if you walk away
Both: Everyday it'll rain, rain, ra-a-a-ain

Wasabi: Oh, don't you say (don't you say) goodbye (goodbye),
Hans: Don't you say (don't you say) goodbye (goodbye)
Wasabi: I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
Hans: If that'll make it right

Wasabi: 'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
Hans: There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby
Both: And just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same, if you walk away
Everyday it'll rain, rain, ra-a-a-ain

Everyone claps

Kristoff: My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
'We were born sick, ' you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me 'worship in the bedroom'
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen. Amen. Amen

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life