Ham: What is this box?

Me: Its a phone Ham. You can watch videos, call, and text your friends. I already added everyone's numbers, even mine!

Ham: Cool..what's Wattpad?

Me: nothing my good sir.

Laurens: AHHHHH OMG OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Me: John your gay is showing

John: When is it not showing?

Me: true.

Angelica: My parents wouldn't approve of this..THANKS