Mariko_Lenz dared me to dress a pigeon in a Halloween pumpkin suit

This is going to be hard. I just gotta find a pigeon....

Many hours later.

Pigeon: Coo!

Me: a pigeon! At last! *pulls out suit*

Pigeon: *flys away.*

Me: -_-

Many many hours later

Me: Pigeon?  coo!COO!

Pigeon: *flys ad lands on my head *

Me: You have came back brother!

Pigeon: ??

Me: Sorry, but Mariko told me too! *grabs and tries to stuff inside the suit*

Pigeon: COO COO translation: Help Animal Abuse!

Animal Abuse Cop: Did someone say- holy cow!  Avatar Aang?

Me: no I am-

Cop: *takes selfie.* I can believe its you!

Pigeon: ???

Me: I AM NOT AVATAR AANG I AM CONNIE SPRINGER!

Cop: Who?

Me: -_-