Me: Hello! We have a question today from another person!
ThatBitchClaude says....
Hello! To all of you guys, What's your favorite animal and color?

Edward: Hi, ThatBitchClaude!!!

Me: Just so you're aware, they all have the same favorite color. Blood red.

Edward: We all love wolves. Why? Because wolves are vicious killers!

Arno: *kisses Edward* Yes we sure do.

Evie: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH YOUR GAY KISSING, ALREADY?!?!

Edward: We're married, Evie. What do you think couples do when they love each other?

Jacob: Jeez, you two. You guys should at least do that when we're not around.

Me: *stares at Jacob, sighs* You guys make an adorable couple!

Edward: You sing that dumb love song, and I'll tell everyone your secret!

Me: YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!

Edward: Try me. *faces the other assassins* Hey guys! Faith likes Jacob!

Me: *blushes beat red* I hate you, Edward. *runs away*