Connor: GUYS!!!!!! WE HAVE A QUESTION!!!!! And a dare?

Jacob: Well don't leave us hanging. what does it say, Connor?

Connor: Okay!
Cookie_Werewolf asks...
I dare Edward to stop drinking for a day and see how it goes. Also, why do you drink?

Edward: NO WAY!!!!!! I'M NOT  GOING TO STOP DRINKING FOR A DAY!!!!!!!!

Evie: Edward. It's only for A DAY. You can keep drinking tomorrow.

Connor: You can at least answer the question.

Edward: FIIIIIIIIIINE. What's the question?

Connor: Why do you drink?

Edward: Because all pirates need to drink! Like Blackbeard and Kid.

Altair: Blackbeard stopped drinking and Kid is dead.

Edward: .......

Edward: Screw you all. I'm not doing it.

Ezio: Edward, you're such a sore loser.

Edward: I'm going to take a drink!

Edward: ....

Edward: WHO TOOK ALL OF MY BOOZE?!?!

Me: Edward, I did.

Edward: WHY?!

Me: You needed to stop drinking, so, I took all of your booze. You'll get it back tomorrow.

Connor: Well, thanks to Cookie_Werewolf, we finally got Edward off the booze for a while! Thanks, Cookie_Werewolf!

Evie: Also, if you have any questions, dares, or greetings, make sure to comment!

Altair: See you guys soon!