Beijing: Kyoto-chan asks if we would like some sushi.

China: No thank you, aru. -continues eating rice-

Beijing: I, on the other hand would love some sushi. It's one of my favorites.

China: Was that all I had to come here for?

Beijing: Nope! She also asks If we ship Taiwan and Japan.

China: Hmm... I could see them dating, aru. But I don't ship them.

Beijing: I would have to say no, because Japan would be too polite to even say that he likes her.

China: Now can I go, aru? -eats more rice-

Beijing: The last question is directed toward me, but I recommend staying. She asks if I have a 2p.

China: -stops chewing rice for a second- I hope not. I wouldn't be able to handle two of you, aru.

Beijing: Well, although I have not crossed paths with her many times, I do have a 2p. Her name is Suki Wang and she has long black hair and pink eyes. She is a bit bossy and has no respect towards anyone. Her outfit is like mine, except completely black with white stripes.

China: -does a rice spit take- Aiyaa! How come you never told me?!

Beijing: Because she is a psychopath who carries a katana with her. And is a yandere towards anyone she finds interest in.

China: But now I know I'm not prepared what if she-

2p! Beijing: ITS SUKI!

Beijing: -throws pillow at her- I don't want to play call of duty!

2p! Beijing: I don't care whether you want to or not, you will play with me.

Beijing: -sighs- Fine... But don't expect me to do this again!

2p! Beijing: Alright! C'mon, you have a lot of chores to do!

Beijing: -gets pulled against her will- It's your house!

China: -pales and runs away-