Dear Hera:

Are you mad at Zeus will all his affairs? What's it like?

From Anonymous

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A letter to Anonymous...

My husband loves me very much. And while he may have affairs with other women, there's no true love. Zeus comes back to me saying that there was no spark. And there couldn't be... unless he's with me. But my husband isn't the one to blame, no, no. The people your blame are the women he sees. He would go after them himself, but he's usually to busy worshiping me after his affair, so I like to go take care of business. One of the most annoying affairs was his with Leto. And then they brought us Apollo and Artemis. I will not lie, they are by far the most irritating Olympians! But, as their queen, I hold the responsibly of loving them. Not to mention I'm their stepmother. But, back to how I took care of Leto. I banished her from all the lands and she had to go to some remote swamp or something, I don't really know... nor do I care the slightest. Zeus said that she forced him into the affair, I believe that. And if anybody else thinks about seeing my husband, remember it will be me assigning punishment. That's a wrap.

Signed,
Hera
Queen of Olympians