Luna, nobody talks to me!

Well lucky for you, I made a new friend for you.

Really? May I meet them?

Of course. Aware, meet Suicidetale Sans.

. . .Luna. . . are you ok?

No

But you're not suicidal.

I know. His name is Seppuku. He has a rope around his neck and a knife in his pocket. Play nice.

. . .