superpigdreams poured a bucket of water on Blue

Blue: -is now completely soaked-

Blue: -flutters her eyes open- W..water?

Red: Blue!

Blue: -smiling happily- W..wat..er

Blue: -looks down- I'm s..still wear..ing a s..kirt!

Red: Don't faint Blue! -Red runs over and grabs Blue preventing her from fainting-

Blue: I'm s..still gir..girl?

Purple: No you're a ham and cheese sandwich

Blue: W..what?

Purple: -narrowing his turtle eyes- Of course you are a girl!

Blue: Is t..this for..ever?

Green: No we'll change back soon I hope

Pink: We better.

Red: Well now that Blue's up lets help Magenta and Yellow

Blue: Is she..I m..mean h..he okay?

Red: Magenta just went into a stressed induced panic attack. I'm not really sure how to help him

Blue: -walks over to Magenta whose curled up in a ball- Ma..gent..a ple..ase calm dow..n. Let us he..help you.

Magenta: I just really want to be me again -crying- -Blue hugs him wrapping her majestic wings around Magenta-

Blue: I wa..not to be m..me again to..too -crying- -Magenta hugs her back-

Magenta: Thanks Blue I think ill be calm enough to continue for now

Red: I think if we "restart" Yellow she should "reboot" and stop glitching. At least I hope that will happen. -Red walks over and turns Yellow on-

Yellow: -wakes up- I feel kinda funny. -looks down- I'm still a girl! 🙀

Yellow: N..nO i CaN't bE a giRL! 🙀

Yellow: I'm a BoY! i AM a bOY! I aM a bOy! 🙀

Pink: Yellow please calm down

Yellow: WheRe iS PabLo? I NEeD paBlO! 🙀

(Pablo is Yellow's stuffed penguin that helps Yellow clam down) (Yellow has had Pablo since he was a baby)

Green: Yellow please clam down

Yellow: pAbLo? 😿

Orange: Can we just magically bring Pablo here? She won't calm down without him

Me: -poofs Pablo into Yellow's hand-

Yellow: PabLO! -hugs Pablo- 😿

Red: Okay this is horrible. Yellow, Blue, and Magenta are barely stable right now.

Pink: I know and I don't really know how to help them

Green: Me either it's kinda sad

Red: Yeah and to make matters worse I'm in a dress! Nothing could be worse than that

Orange: Trust me it could get worse

Purple: How?

Red: What could be worse than wearing a dress?

Orange: We could be wearing the maids dress.

Barney, Blue, Yellow, Green, Red, and Purple: -horrified at that imagery- Magenta, Pink, and Gray are also Horrified-

Purple: Okay that is worse

Orange: Yeah the only thing you hate more than wearing a dress is humans, and people, and probably Magenta, and probably Red, and probably Me, and Blue, and Yellow, Green....

Blue: H..human..s scare me. They u..used to bu..bully me, and b..beat me up and s..stuff c..cause I'm b..blue🙀😿

-Magenta pulls Blue into a hug and Blue sobs-

Purple: I don't hate humans I despise them, I loathe them, I'm enraged and disgusted by them and I'm still a turtle!--it's funny to picture a snapping turtle screaming his mouth off about humans-

Orange: -mocking Purple behind his back- I'm enraged and disgusted

Red: That's cool and all just don't murder my girlfriend. Speaking of girlfriend how will I explain this to her -gestures to the fact that Red is now a girl-

Purple: Did you even tell her you're a Dino hybrid or about your powers?

Red: We don't need to talk about my powers or me being a mutant

Purple: So that's a no then

Red: Whatever, I luckily won't have to see her for awhile

Green: Let's just answer a question

minereader01134 asked Gray what's your god tier?

(I tried to figure out what god tier means by looking it up online, but Homestuck is confusing)

Gray: Well gods are very powerful. And I am very powerful

Red: ...

Gray: I'm guessing I'd be a top tier god if that's a thing

Red: ....

Gray: I'd be queen or well as of right now king of the world including the computer world since Homestuck takes place in a computer

Gray: I'm not telling you what I'm capable of (because that would spoil some things)

Gray: Just know that I'm staring into your soul

Red: 🙀

(I honestly know nothing about Homestuck)

Pink: Okay then. Ask or dare us. Force Purple to become a trash can or become a human 😹

Purple: 😡