Derp:Hey guys,it's Derpy here and-

Undyne:HEY PUNKS
Alphys:H-Hello
Mettaton:Hello,darlings~!
Sans:sup.
Papyrus:HELLO HUMANS
Toriel:Hello,children!
(Also,Gaster will not speak in hands for this book,and Frisk will not be speaking in sign language)
Gaster:Hello
Frisk:Hey,guys!
Derp:BurgerPants and NicecreamGuy are selling burgers/Nice cream,So they  can't be here right now ;-;.*Looks at dare*OTP OTP OTPPPPPPPPPPPP.

MT:Hm~?
Papy:LET ME SEE

*Papy and MT look at the dare,Papyrus turns into a orange and MT turns into a strawberry*
*Sans has a glowing eye in the corner,ready to attack MT*
*Alphydyne and Derp are squealing like school girls*

MT and Papyrus:Let's get it over with.../LET'S GET IT OVER WITH...
*MT and Papyrus kiss while Derp,Alphys and Undyne are passed out on the floor.Toriel pokes them with a stick*
Toriel:Are they ok...?
Gaster:They're fine.
Frisk:Are you sure?
*Derp wakes up*
Derp:Hope you enjoyed the dare!Thanks Undertale1015 for making this OTP happen!
Derp is meowt!