-The following day, because time skips are fun... I think?-

Sans: *still trying to figure out if the ketchup is safe to drink or not* *turns is over* *sees the bottom has a paper on it that says "Pay your tab. -Love, Grillby"*

Sans: ha, i knew there had to be somethin' weird 'bout it.

Frisk: *slowly creeps up to the couch he's on*

Sans: *catches them in the corner of his eye* heya kid, what'cha doin'?

Frisk: *freezes in place*

Sans: kid?

Frisk: *puts on their poker face, holding out their arm stiffly* *they have a dare paper in there hands*

Sans: ... *slowly takes it from them*

Frisk: Sans, know that we all love and care for you very much, and you will be missed. *marches out of the room like a soldier* I have done my call of duty...

Sans: ...*shrugs* eh, that seemed pretty normal. *reads the dare paper*

Paper: " _Swiftblade_ dared: *chuckles darkly* I dare Sans to google images of himself and not stop until its been 3 hours! "

Sans: ... welp. i mean, it can't be that bad, right? i can probably steer clear of the weird stuff.

Sans: ...

Sans: ...

Sans: *bursts into laughter* who am i kiddin', half of my fanbase is porn.

Sans: *goes off to the computer room* well, guess i'll be back in a few hours... i should probably lock the door... i really don't need one of the three kids walking in on me... or tori... or anyone... yeah, i'm lockin' the door... and i'm talkin' to myself... that's totally not awkward...

Undyne: *was awkwardly staring at him talking to himself while holding a nice cream* ... *blinks*

Sans: *notices her* oh, hey undyne.

Undyne: ... Why are you locking yourself in a small room with a computer in it for hours? *Clearly has a dirty mind and thinks Sans is doing something not-so kid-friendly to himself*

Sans: *takes him a second to process what she's thinking* ... not for the reason you're thinkin'.

Undyne: Are you sure? I mean, you are kinda lonely, I wouldn't judge if you were-

Sans: not. doin'. that.

Undyne: I don't know, nerd. You're a guy in his mid-twenties, like I said I wouldn't judge you for it. It's natural and--

Sans: not interested in doin' it.

Undyne: Look, I'll make up an excuse, you go do you... literally.

Sans: *face-palming so hard* undyne.... i. am. not. doing. that. never have, and i'm not plannin' on it. i have a dare, and i need to be in there for three hours, and what i need to look up is gonna turn from kid-friendly to not-so kid-friendly very fast.

Undyne: *zoned out of the last part he said* Wait, you've never--

Sans: *just closes the door before she can say anymore*

Sans: *leans against the door* *huffs* geez, can't get a break. *walks over to the computer* *plops on the chair* *lands on his own whoopee cushion*

Whoopee Cushion: pbbbFFFTT-

Sans: ... heh, i got myself with my own prank... *can't remember when he put that one there* *shrugs it off because he can't remember where he put his socks half the time either*

-Break time for random asks and dares!-

BKdreamsans dared: I dare papyrus to use spaghetti as confetti sprinkles as a topping for ravioli

Papyrus: NYEH? LIKE THIS? *confusedly drops bits of spaghetti on top of ravioli* ...NYEH! I HAVE CREATED A MASTER PIECE!

Undyne: *has the whole nicecream shoved in her mouth, so all she can do is clap for Papyrus*

BKdreamsans asked: I must ask the house, what are your thoughts on us the readers. Do you like our feedback?

Frisk: I like you guys... most of the time! *nervous smile*

Chara: *wrinkles up their nose* Take a guess. *noms a chocolate bar while drawing something in their sketchbook*

Flowey: I don't have emotions... but I know you all have basically the power of Gods compared to us. *smiles mischievously towards you* Want to share some LOVE?

Toriel: I suppose I do enjoy you all.

Asgore: I really appreciate you, young humans, it helps me cope somewhat with my past mistakes.

Papyrus: THE GREAT PAPYRUS LOVES ALL OF YOU, EVEN THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THAT ONE DARE THAT MADE ME ACT STRANGE! *smiles cheerfully*

Undyne: You nerds are pretty okay for being human. *twirling a spear around her hand, a nicecream stick hanging from her mouth*

Alphys: Wh-what Undyne said.

Blooky: w-wel-- *turtle cuts him off, putting him back to his own house, also known as the no arm shame corner* ...oh... *looks over to see monster kid bouncing happily* ...

M.K.: This box is so cool, dude!!!

Blooky: ... *just stares blankly at him, before lying down and feeling like trash*

Mettaton: Well, even though none of you are as fabulous as me, you are all still shining stars in my book~ *does a movie star wink and smile*

***

Sans: *scrolling through tumblr mindlessly (don't ask how he even got there)* boobs, boobs, dicks, tentacles, goop, tongues, dicks, oh look some actual cute fanart that isn't porn, hands, feet, feet, feet, why are people obsessed with feet?, stomachs, inflation, what even is that?, mrs.sans, more skeleton's with tits, why does papyrus have boobs and why am i doing that to him?, oh look it's gast-- *suddenly sees the ask*

Sans: oh, uh, some of you seem pretty cool. ironically, a few of you that are cool are also the ones who make me consider jumpin' off a bridge. *cough* dom people *cough*

Sans: and the others that are cool, are just nice in general. *blinks*

Sans: i don' really think i dislike any of you... okay, yeah, i can see there are times where we don't always have the same feelin's on stuff, but eh, that's life, i can still get along with you, kiddos.

Sans: now, i think i gotta go and lose some more mental sanity. i'm just gettin' to the "good stuff" ... fontcest. *frothing with sarcasm at the last part*

-One hour later-

ancient_sunshine dared: I dare Ness to meet somebody named Dom.

Sans: *doesn't even bother to look away from the screen* nope.

BKdreamsans dared: I dare Blooky to have a staring contest with mettaton. I dare Blooky to blink at everyone else. I dare Blooky to wink at papyrus.

Turtle: *sticks out their tongue, subtracting three more points from Blooky's score*

Blooky: oh no... i'm still in last... oh well...

-Another hour later-

Sans: uh... so far... i've seen things that i didn' even know could be a thing 'cause my mind doesn't work like that, i've had to google way too many terms that i didn't know, and i'm feelin' kinda numb to it now... even the fontcest... is that good or bad?

Sans: also, i can't figure out what's going on anymore... in one of these, i was part... snake?... i think... i don' know... it was weird... i was also a mermaid... why am i talkin' about this?

Sans: *snaps his fingers* wait, hold on, there was this one fontcest thing that was really f*cked up. i had no legs or arms and i think i was a girl... i'm still... very...concerned about that one... that's gonna give me some wacky nightmares... i probably shouldn't have said that out loud... oh well, i talk too much anyways.

Sans: buuut, i have run into good fanart, and i gotta say that some of you guys are extremely talented. and if any of you guys readin' this like art an' stuff, keep at it, from what i can see after time it'll pay off. *smiles before spinning the chair back around to the computer*

-Another hour later-

-DARE COMPLETE-

Sans: finally. *quickly deletes the browser history like the smart skeleton he is* *walks out of the room* 

Undyne: *walks by again with another nice cream in her mouth*

Sans: *blinks*...really?

Undyne: Did you-

Sans: for the last time. no!

Undyne: Sure, whatever you say, nerd.

Sans: *rolls his eye-lights*

POINTS!!!

Chara: 9

Sans: 8

Papyrus and Undyne: 7

Frisk: 6

Flowey and Mettaton: 5

Asgore and Alphys: 4

Toriel and Grillby: 3

Everyone Else: 1

Blooky: -5 (Blooky: I should just... be taken off the list... I'm only a nuisance...)