Mistletoe
(Sorry for disappearing for a bit, I've been busy with life. Hope you all understand. Love ya! Turtle is out!)
Frisk: *jumping up and down, trying to get cookies from the top of the shelf*
Cookies: *suddenly start floating down with a blue aura*
Frisk: Huh? *turns around*
Sans: *puts a finger over his teeth telling them to be quiet*
Frisk: *shushes themselves until they get the cookies* Thanks, Sans. *smiles happily* *speeds off to go hide and eat them*
Sans: kid, don't eat too ma-- *Frisk dashes off before he can finish a sentence* aaaand, they're gone. *snaps*
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Frisk: *runs into their room and jumps into their closet that has a secret room in the back of it* *huddles up in the small secret area with a flashlight, book, and cookies*
Frisk: *sticks their hand in the cookie jar* ...? *feels a piece of paper* *takes it out* *reads it*
Paper: "snowkitten14 dared: Frisk, run around and put mistletoe all over the house shouting "EARLY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERF*CKERS!" and watch people get stuck in awkward situations."
Frisk: *evil grin* This is my kind of dare. *rubs their hands together giggling*
-The following morning-
Everyone: *going about their daily routine*
Frisk: *mischievously pops her head in the kitchen, where mostly everyone is eating breakfast, with the absence of Chara, Blooky, Sans, Undyne, and Mettaton* Good morning everyone. *smiles evilly*
Toriel: *raises a brow them from their expression* Good morning my child, what is on your mind today?
Frisk: Wellll... *decides to strike* EARLY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERF*CKERS!
Asgore: *chokes on his tea from Frisk swearing*
Toriel: *drops the glass she was holding* MY CHILD!?
Everyone else: *looks at Frisk extremely confused*
Papyrus: WHAT'S A MOTHERF--?
Frisk: *cuts him off* Look above you~
Everyone: *looks up* *mistletoe is on the ceiling throughout the house*...
Alphys: *blinks blankly* ... *screams at the top of her lungs*
Undyne: *comes flying down the stairs* WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!!!??? *storms into the kitchen*
Sans: *walks into the door way like a zombie, half-asleep* *mumbles something no one could understand due to his drowsiness, but it sounded like a question* *ends up standing right under a piece of mistletoe*
Mettaton: *walks up next to Sans* *his make-up is only half done, but he still looks great* Darling, what is the meaning of all this screaming? I could hear it all the way from my room.
Blooky: *nervously pops in behind Frisk* Oh no... what happened...
Chara: *walks in under where Blooky is floating* *they just look pissed about being woken up*
Frisk: *points up*
Undyne, Mettaton, and Blooky: *looks up* ...
Blooky: Oh no...
Mettaton: *smirks* OH YES~
Sans: *too out of it to even realize what's happening* *mumbles something about being cold because he got up too fast*
Sans: *tries to turn around and go back to bed, still not being aware of the dare unlike everyone else in the household*
Mettaton: *sees the mistletoe above Sans* Not so fast, dearie~ *pulls Sans back by the neck of his shirt, to where he was standing before* You aren't allowed to move yet~
Sans: huh? *yawns, still having no clue as to what's going on*
Mettaton: *rolls his eyes smirking* *leans down to Sans' level*
Sans: *looks at him confused, but still not even close to being fully awake* *is talking groggily* what are you--
Mettaton: *quickly pulls Sans in from the neck of his shirt and kisses him passionately*
Papyrus: *jaw literally hits the floor*
Frisk: *holding back evil giggles*
Everyone Else: - s t a r e -
Sans: *freezes, wide-eyed* mm-!!!!!????
Mettaton: *finally releases him* *stands up like nothing happened*
Sans: *stiff* *is now wide awake* ... *staring into nothingness blankly, trying to process what just happened*
Mettaton: *walks off* Have fun, darlings~ *winks at Sans before disappearing around the corner*
Sans: *blinks twice* *face suddenly goes pale after processing what just happened* welp... *trying to sound as casual as he can* gotta go now. stuff to do, people to see. after all, it's a beautiful day outside. *looks out the window, seeing rain*... uh... *sweats nervously* *quickly says* see-ya. *zips around the corner, getting out of there as fast as possible.*
Papyrus: *picks up his jaw* BROTHER, WAIT! *dashes after him, dodging the mistletoe* IT WAS BECAUSE OF MISTLETOE!!!
Everyone: ...
Frisk: *giggles* Have fun, everyone~
-Later in the day-
Everyone: *trying to be really careful with avoiding the mistletoe*
Papyrus and Chara: *crash right into each other*
Chara: *looks up, spotting the mistletoe* ... *sighs* Not like I haven't done this before.
Papyrus: *staring up at the mistletoe, his cheeks tinted* *nervous "Nyeh"*
Chara: *rolls their eyes* *tugs his scarf, pecking his teeth, then walks away casually*
Papyrus: *cheeks brighten* ...
Undyne: *pops around the corner* *laughs* Did someone get you, Papyrus?
Papyrus: NO, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT? *nervous smile*
Undyne: Your face.
Papyrus: UH, WELL, YOU SEE, THIS POTTED PLANT NEXT TO ME JUST MADE ME REALLY FLUSTERED... THAT IS ALL.
Undyne: Sure, Papyrus. *walks away*
-More later-
*There have already been too many run-ins on each other to count. Most of them pretending nothing happened and running away hoping Frisk didn't see.
*There is a knock at the door
Toriel: *cautiously opens it* Greetings?
Temmie: *bounces happily at the door* HOI!
Toriel: *stares at the strange monster* ... How may I help--
Temmie: *sees all the mistletoe* *le dramatic gaspu* Is dAt miSstoE!!1!!!??!
Toriel: Oh- Why, yes it is. Now, how may I--
Temmie: teM luvS miSStoE!
Toriel: Um...
Temmie: TeM lUvs lUv!
Toriel: ...
Temmie: tEm luVs kIssEs!!!!!! *pounces into the room* YAYA! teM must Kiss EveRyONE!!1!1!!!
Toriel: Oh dea--
Temmie: *leaps up, smooching Toriel* YAYA! TEMMIE LUV!!!
Toriel: !!!???
Temmie: *backflips into another room* YAYAYYAYAYAYA!!!
Temmie: *bounces around the house, kissing everyone until they are thoroughly stunned, eventually getting to Flowey* HOI, FLOE!
Flowey: *looks up from the comic he was reading* Give me a break. What do you want, idiot?
Temmie: ... teM is kNot iDiot! tem GradUatEd cOOl leG!
Flowey: ... *rolls eyes* Whatever, just go away.
Temmie: bUt tEm mUst giVe yoU luV!!!!!!
Flowey: *twists his stem* You don't even know what LOVE is.
Temmie: YA, teM dO! LuV is dIs!!!! *grabs Flowey with their stretchy arm-thing and kisses him* YAYA!
Flowey: *doesn't feel anything* *just stares at them* ... Idiot.
Temmie: oh wells, Tem iSn't idIot,bUt oh WelLs faRgo... BOI! *jumps out a window*
Flowey: *wrinkles his face confused* Wells fargo?
Sans: *pops out of the doorway with his trombone* *blows "The Wells Fargo Wagon" song into the instrument*
Papyrus: SANS, STOP PLAGUING LIFE WITH YOUR INCIDENTAL MUSIC!
POINTS!!!
Chara: 9
Sans: 8
Frisk, Papyrus and Undyne: 7 (Frisk: HA! Back on the leader board in third! *puts on shades*)
Flowey and Mettaton: 5
Asgore and Alphys: 4
Toriel and Grillby: 3
Everyone Else: 1
Blooky: -5
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