???: Time is running short...

???: You may have succeeded in lengthening it for awhile, and if you hadn't done what you did, this would have been over a long, long, time ago. But...

???: The due date is approaching fast...

???: I won't wait for you to play games any longer.

???: And there isn't anything you can do to stop me.

???: Don't you understand, dustmite? I'm the one in control. Not you. Not them. Not him.

???: The choice was made long, long, ago...

???: All that's left is to complete it.

???: Enjoy the time you have left.

???: Because I will not allow you to change this outcome.

???: It's my job.

IniquityHalo asked: Turts, who do you think is more yandere, Papyrus or Sans?

Turtle: *points to Papyrus* ... *thinks for a moment*...

Turtle: *switches to Sans*... *furrows brows confused*

Turtle: *goes back to Papyrus* ... *scratches head, unsure*

Turtle: ... *switches back to Sans* ... *grumbles, shaking their head "no"*

Turtle: ... *points to Mettaton instead* *nods* *leaves*

UnderfellPapyrus666 dared: I dare Sans to give me a hug... I really need one...

Sans: uh... *looks at The Wall* ...

Sans: *decides to just hug the wall* kid, this is the best i can do.

Papyrus: *walks in* ... SANS... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Sans: huggin' a wall.

Papyrus: ... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NOT QUESTION YOUR WALL HUGGING, BROTHER...

LizzyMinta4eva dared: I DARE SANS TO BUILD A MACHINE AND MAKE GASTER REAL!

Gaster: *heard his name and peeks into the room from the void*

Sans: uh... it's not that easy... don't get me wrong, i've been tryin' to do that... but... *trails off*

Gaster: *goes over next to Sans, even though he knows Sans can't see him* *pats his shoulder sympathetically*

Sans: *gets what he thinks is just a random chill* it's kinda hard to bring someone back from non-existence when you're the only one who remembers 'em...

Sans: heh, it's hard to explain... i'm just not smart enough to figure it out. *flicks himself in a skull* ya know, bein' a bonehead an' all.

Gaster: *furrows his brows at both the statement and the pun*

Sans: an' before ya say it, yes, i tried gettin' alphys' help... it didn't end well... pretty sure she thought i was insane... who knows, maybe i am. *laughs* but... it was probably the only time i was glad that pollen-head reset.

Gaster: ...

Sans: uh, anyways...that whole bringin' the doc back isn't gonna happen today... i don' even know if it's possible...

snowkitten14 dared: I dare everyone to reveal something embarrassing about someone else in the house. Not enough to make them absolutely mortified, just enough to make them all embarrassed and nervous.

(I separated it by each time something embarrassing is revealed so then it's easier to read. You're welcome? I think?)

Frisk: *evil giggling* *looks at Chara*

Chara: Frisk, what could you possibly know about m--

Frisk: Chara sleeps with a stuffed mouse named Dumbo!

Chara: *cheeks tint embarrassed* Hey!? Well then. Let's play it like that. *smirks at Frisk*

Frisk: Oh n-

Chara: Frisky here has a crush on--

Frisk: NO! *tackles Chara*

Toriel: My child! *runs over, taking Frisk off of Chara*

Frisk: MOM, NO, DON'T LET THEM--

Chara: *smiles evil* M.k. =)

Frisk: *face turns bright red*

Undyne: *has a nicecream half in and out of her mouth* Wait! The punk has a crush on him!

Alphys: *mumbles* Ship.

Toriel: Oh my, that's so sweet.

Asgore: Aw, do not be so embarrassed young one, it's perfectly fine.

Mettaton: OH MY! Darling! Why didn't you tell me? I can give you amazing advice to get that boy wrapped right around your finger~

Frisk: *covers there face, ducking behind the brothers, on the couch, since they're the only ones who kept their mouths shut... surprisingly* I'M STAYING HERE UNTIL I DIE!

Papyrus: ... BROTHER, I BELIEVE THAT MEANS WE ARE STUCK HERE AS WELL.

Sans: yup.

Undyne: Hm...*smiles at Papyrus*

Papyrus: ... *nervous "nyeh"*

Undyne: Aren't you afraid of the dark? *smiles way too wide*

Papyrus: *embarrassed* WHY, OF COURSE N-NOT... I'M JUST AFRAID OF THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT... *hoping that made it not sound as ridiculous of a fear*

Sans: aw, come'on undyne, we all were scared of the dark at least once.

Undyne: Yeah, Yeah, whatever, nerd. *was already expecting him to defend Papyrus*

Papyrus: *clears his throat* WELL, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD REVEAL SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE NOW... *taps his finger to his chin* *looks to Sans*

Sans: aw, bro, really? i just defended you.

Papyrus: I AM SORRY, DEAR BROTHER, BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW ANYTHING REMOTELY EMBARRASSING ABOUT. AND BY THAT I MEAN, I KNOW EVERYTHING EMBARRASSING ABOUT YOU. BUT DON'T FEAR, BROTHER, FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL NOT EMBARRASS YOU TOO HARSHLY!

Sans: ...thanks, bro.

Papyrus: YOU'RE WELCOME, BROTHER. NOW, AS I WAS SAYING... SANS LIKES TO SING, BUT HATES TO ADMIT HE DOES, DESPITE ACTUALLY BEING GOOD AT IT.

Sans: *face tints slightly*...

Frisk: *pops out from behind them* YOU SING!!??

Sans: nope.

Papyrus: YES, HE DOES.

Sans: nah.

Papyrus: YES, YOU DO!

*This bickering goes on for awhile

Sans: *finally puts an end to it* okay! alright! we're gettin' off topic...wanna know somethin' about al?

Alphys: *sweats nervously, regretting any random things she ever told him*

Sans: alphys writes a "fanfic" on anyone she meets, and writes about what she thinks is gonna happen to them.

Undyne: Wait- She does?! How did I not know this!!?

Alphys: *face is bright red*

Sans: 'cause when i found them she burned the flash drive.

Alphys: *dying on the inside and partially on the outside*

Mettaton: *pats Alphys head* It's okay Alphie-dear, be happy he didn't mention the more physical secret... or the less physical secret... or-- Oh my darling, you have way too many horribly crippling secrets. *looks into the distance thoughtfully*

Mettaton: Anyways, I would like to reveal something~ *looks towards both the the old rulers* I found s*x tapes of these two ex-lovebirds~

Undyne: *chokes on her nicecream*

Everyone but Papyrus: *whips their heads towards Toriel and Asgore, staring blankly*

Papyrus: *innocent blink* WHAT'S A S--

Sans: *quickly covers his mouth*

Toriel and Asgore: *faces are bright red* ...

Toriel: *awkwardly laughs* I'm-just-going-to-skedaddle-and-make-pie,-children. *sweats, looking at Frisk and Chara who are both pale with their mouths wide open in horror* *nyooms out of the room*

Asgore: ... *just stands up and leaves, not saying a word*

Mettaton: Oh my... was that too harsh?

Undyne: *recovering from the nicecream nearly killing her* No, totally not too harsh, leg-n-out.

Mettaton: I do not appreciate sarcasm, darling.

Undyne: *just glares at the robot*

Frisk and Chara: *still in shock*

Alphys: *slightly curious about the tapes, but isn't saying anything* 

Flowey: ... WHAT THE F--

-Insert abrupt chapter end here-

POINTS!!!

Chara and Sans: 13

Frisk: 12

Undyne: 11

Papyrus: 9

Blooky: 8

Mettaton: 7

Alphys, and Flowey: 6

Asgore: 5

Toriel : 4

Grillby: 3

Everyone Else: 1