Turtle Side Note: ... I love the nickname for Mr. H, commanderSmartass XD Also, I will most likely be bouncing in between Mr. H and the normal crew every other chapter. So... heads up!

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*Asgore called the police. The police came, questioned Chara, and went to the spot of the kidnapping to examine the scene.

*They left a few hours later, finding no evidence of the kidnapping even occurring, other than the absence of a certain skeleton, the note, and the broke phone.

*The night came and went.

*Soon enough, the whole household finds out what happened.

*This wasn't how Undyne had planned her birthday to go.

*...

-In Mr. H's driveway-

Mr. H: *going into his car so he can head to work* Isn't it such a beautiful day outside~? *smiles slyly*

WeirdSugars: I dare Mr. H to drive off a cliff with all the evil people and stuff :3

Mr. H: *chuckles* Now why would I do that? 

Maddogg333: Mr. H? Burn in hell.

Mr. H: *starts up his car, backing out of the driveway* Hell is nothing but a figment of your imagination.

Carrotbrine: Hey, Mr. H. do you think despair will help you? Because I feel like terrorizing them.

Mr. H: I'm assuming by "them" you mean "monsters." And, my only job is to capture, not extract. *Is well aware that most of you have no idea what that means, but goes on anyway* However, I am aware that they do use different procedures for each monster they capture. So, it matters what it takes to break them and it varies between each monster. Some aren't very stubborn, and give in fast, while others... *laughs* ... often have to be put through much more intense procedures before they snap.

commanderSmartass: Why do you look like a discount Andy Biersack? Do you just really like raiding Hot Topics or something?

Dark_EeveeXx: Why do you look like this fake emo kid at my school?

Mr. H: ... I am not sure if I know what a "Hot Topic" is?

*it seems Hot Topic died by 2100.

Mr. H: And, I don't know why?*laughs* You all must feel wonderful, you have successfully stumped me with a question.

Carrotbrine: Hey, Mr. H, do you want some Nicecream?

Mr. H: *driving* *makes a disgusted face* I would rather not have that. Especially after I just had my morning coffee.

Shadow_The_Puppet: Mr. H, I might be the only person who actually likes what you're doing. Simply because, Sans deserved to die.

Mr. H: Oh, well isn't someone direct? *chuckles* I like that.

TheRandomRose: I dare Mr. H to look up undertail.

Mr. H: I don't know what that is, nor do I see it as important.

Cyan_Emerald_89: Hack_AI: Mr. H, I swear to Notch the next time I even see you I will RIP YOUR CODING APART STRIP BY STRIP--

*is dragged away by Cyan*

Cyan: *sweatdrop*

Mr. H: You cannot harm me, dustmite. Don't make a fool of yourself. *smiles*

NorielleJaneLopez: TO MR. H(THE DAMN ASSHOLE): YOU MOTHAFUCKING BITCH WHY DO YOU DO THIS!? WHAT REASON DO YOU HAVE!? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GAIN AFTER EXPERIMENTING THESE POOR MONSTERS!? THEY ALL HAVE FAMILIES TOO YA KNOW!!!

Mr. H: *looks at where the voice came from in a calm, but cold manner* *smiles a little* I do this because it is the job I've been assigned. A man must make a living in someway.

Mr. H: And, it is not I who is gaining anything from these experiments. The people gaining from this will be the entire human population.

Mr. H: About their "families". The AMA, are quite aware these creatures have "families". However, this is no different than taking away a kitten from it's mother. The mother will soon forget about it's kitten... and so will the monsters' families. 

Dark_EeveeXx: Mr. H, why target Sans first? We love him and all, but he doesn't seem to give to a huge advantage, other that leverage, and even then, there are so many better monsters to kidnap for that...so why?

Mr. H: *stares for a moment before bursting into laughter* You honestly think it was the first one to be be taken? That is so far from the truth, dustmite.

Mr. H: *smiles* Don't be so ignorant, there has already been countless "missing monster" cases. Do you really think that they weren't all correlated? *snickers* In fact, we should only need one more after we see how much we can get from the new subject. Then our project shall be on it's way to being completed.

Mr. H: And, I wouldn't lie to you- *smiles*- so I'll tell you the truth. I am in no control over who the AMA picks to be taken. I merely watch the camera's with the other people in the capture unit until we see something interesting. We then report it, and our leader will inform us what to do from there.

Mr. H: Maybe... things would have worked out differently if it hadn't made it's final grave mistake that one night, ever so long ago when it showed our camera's it's potential.

snowkitten14: i'm being totally calm here. IS SANS DEAD?

IniquityHalo: What are you going to do to Sans?

HeyItzVickii: Where is Sans.

snowkitten14: give us our fucking skeleton.

snowkitten14: BITCH GIVE US OUR SKELETON BACK! WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT WITH HIM?! HE HAS 1 HP! WTF!

lightspeed5260: Mr. H, tell us what you did with Sans, OR I WILL MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!

Mr. H: *parks his car, chuckling* Oh, settle down, I understood the first time that you all want to see your toy.

Mr. H: *walks up to a wall* *he holds out his wrist, as something scans it*

*A door appears.

Mr. H: *walks through the door* Welcome to the AMA. *smiles directly at you*

*He walks down a few halls, before tapping in a code to a door. The door unlocks, allowing him to enter.

Mr. H: This is the extract unit. *walks down a hall with many doors* Behind each of these doors, contains a different subject. Each one gets their own room. *laughs* Now, isn't that just polite of us?

Mr. H: *makes his way to the final door, opening it* In here, is our observation room, we can look into every single room directly from here, and control what happens in each room. However, this is not my job, and I am completely unaware of what buttons do what, for this is not what I've trained for.

Mr. H: Ah... Now for the big reveal. *walks out of the room, going down the hall, unlocking one of the numerous rooms that contain a monster* *smiles, opening the door*

*...

Sans: ... *he's in a pure white room* *appears to be being held down by a variety of chains on his limbs, each one has a red, pulsating orb on them* *there is also a bowl, that seems to contain food, but it looks like he has kicked it away, refusing to eat*

Mr. H: *looks at the food* Refusing your only source of restoring your magic, hm? *sends Sans a wide grin*

Sans: *sends him back a smile, glaring* i thought animals only ate from hands they trusted?

Mr. H: *pulls out a device* And they behave for hands they fear. *his thumb is hovering over a button*

Sans: *glares at Mr. H's hand* *eye-sockets squint together tighter* *growls something under his breath before shutting up*

Mr. H: *smirks, closing the door* I can already tell... it's going to take a lot more than words and friendly shocks to make this one cave. *chuckles, locking the door and walking away*

TheRandomRose: I dare Mr. H to have -9999999999 points.

Mr. H: Fair enough, dustmite.

POINTS!!!

Chara and Blooky: 18

Undyne: 17

Frisk: 16

Papyrus: 14

Mettaton and Alphys: 10

Flowey: 8

Asgore: 7

Grillby: 4

Toriel : 3

Fuku: 2

Everyone Else: 1

-The words below are written blue ink-

Mr. H: -9999999999