TerraLignum dared: I dare Undyne to dress in the most seductive thing Turtle/Alphyne fandom can create in their devious minds and flirt with Alphys.

-Most likely in some random rift between reality and fiction somewhere-

Undyne: Er, punk, are you sure about this?

Turtle: *nod nod*

Undyne: But isn't it a bit-

Turtle: *shoves Undyne out... somehow...*

Undyne: Oof-!! *crashes through the ceiling and into Alphys' room*

Alphys: *jumps, squeaking* Wha-what!? *quickly turns off some anime episode she was watching* Wh-who's the-ther--!?

Undyne: *stands up from the ground, holding her head from the fall* *is wearing a crop-top white blouse that is very loosely tied in the middle, a red bow-tie, black suspenders that are attached to an extremely short skirt, and knee length black socks* ... *looks up at the ceiling* HA, THAT DROP DIDN'T EVEN HURT, NERD! *holds her head* *mumbles* ow...

Alphys: *face is redder than Papyrus' scarf*

Undyne: *looks over at her* Oh, hey, babe-

Alphys: *faints*

Undyne: Uh... *blinks twice* ... how am I supposed to flirt now?

Frisk: *walks in* Hey, Alph-- *face goes pale* *stares at Undyne wide-eyed* ... *slams the door shut running down the hall screaming*

Undyne: ... Sh*t.

-A few moments later-

Toriel: *yelling from downstairs* THAT'S STRIKE TWO, YOUNG LADY!

POINTS!!!

Chara: 5

Frisk and Sans: 4

Undyne: 3 (she was close enough to get a point)

Flowey, Mettaton, Asgore, Alphys: 2

Everyone Else: 1

???: Oh, you  poor, distracted, souls. You're only slowing the inevitable. I suppose you can have fun with your games... for now.