-The following day-

Undyne: *runs through the house, screeching "THREE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY" happily at the top of her lungs until everyone in the house is awake*

Frisk: *yawns, walking down the stairs with Undyne still screaming in the background* Well, might as well get through as many dares as we can today, so we can enjoy her birthday. *walks down the hall, by Sans* Right, Sans?

Sans: *somehow fell back asleep, standing up*

Frisk: ... *blinks at him* ...ONTO THE DARES! *runs off*

DerpiestDerpAround dared: I dare everyone to call Sans "Mr. Snas Dom"  for a chapter >;3

Mr. Snas Dom: ... *blinks*

Papyrus: AS YOU CAN SEE HUMAN, MR. SNAS DOM IS VERY EXCITED!

Mr. Snas Dom: (this is gonna be a long day.)

Gaster: *watching over them, still feeling guilty about what he heard the last time he popped in* *smiles at the "Dom" part, laughing softly to himself before fading away again*

CaliginousTM asked: Why is Mr. Snas Dom so overrated? He needs less love. He has at least ten thousand fans. What about Asgore, and other canon characters? Something needs to be done about this disgusting fanbase you call the Undertale fandom.

Mr. Snas Dom: i don' know, kid. look, i agree on the fact that i shouldn't always be the main focus, but don't call out the fandom as a whole.

Mr. Snas Dom: look, kid, maybe you didn't mean what ya said to sound bad, but i can tell ya right now, the majority of these people are good. the people who make everyone else look bad are actually a really small percent.

Mr. Snas Dom: and hey, pretty much everyone i've talked with here have been pretty nice kids... weird... but nice. and who said that i wasn' a lil' weird myself. *winks*

StarryPenName asked: What's Frisk's biological sex?

Frisk: DETERMINATION!

Chara: No, seriously, what is it?

Frisk: ...I'm a *insert censored beep sound here*

Chara: Woah, really? I thought you were a *insert censored beep sound here*

Frisk: I get that a lot when I tell people.

William_Cipher_3 asked and dared: Undyne, what is your opinion on sushi? And I dare you to eat some salmon.

Undyne: Well, nerd, as much I would like to go around and start flipping out and breaking stuff, I'll tell you the truth. I actually like sushi!

Undyne: I'm not a literal fish, I'm a monster that looks like a fish. Two different things. *smiles*

Undyne: Also... *has some salmon shoved in her cheeks and is talking with food in her mouth* I'm already doing the dare, nerd. *smiles with seasonings stuck between her teeth*

IniquityHalo asked:  Mr. Snas Dom, what would you do if I kissed you?

Mr. Snas Dom: uh... well, i'd... do... nothing??? *seems confused*

Mr. Snas Dom: i mean, if you were tryin' to **** me or somethin' obviously i would fight back, but i mean, what am i really gonna do if ya kiss me? guess i'd just let it go? but uh... don't get any ideas, kid.

Animal_1902 dared: I dare Frisk to eat Chara's chocolate!

Frisk: *shoving Chara's chocolate in their mouth as fast as their little arms can*

Asgore: *holding back a screeching Chara who is trying to escape his grasp* ... *sweats* (Children...)

Carrotbrine dared: I dare Mr. Snas Dom to wear a chicken costume and dance to the chicken song! And it has to be recorded! AND there has to be a lot of hens! Cus Mr. Snas Dom is going to be the rooster ;)

Mr. Snas Dom: *hiding in the other room* kid, this is dumb.

Frisk: *holding a camera with a crate full of hens next to them* Come on, Mr. Snas Dom! Just get out here!

Mr. Snas Dom: fine. *walks in the room, seeming to be so done with the costume* 

Frisk: ... *bursts into giggles*

Mr. Snas Dom: *rolls his eye-lights, laughing a little* okay, kiddo, just play the music already.

Frisk: *still dying from giggling, putting on the music and releasing the hens*

Mr. Snas Dom: *starts awkwardly doing the chicken dance*

Seductive Hen: *winks at him*

Mr. Snas Dom: *stops dancing* ... *blinks at the hen*

Seductive Hen: Hey, Dommy Boy~ <3

Frisk: *stops laughing* *stares intensely at the hen* ...

Mr. Snas Dom: welp, that's my cue to hop on the train to nope-city. *pops out of the chicken costume, a few feathers still attached to him* *heel turns then walks out of the room*

Frisk: *still staring*

Seductive Hen: *fluffs her tail feather* Girls...

Other Hens: *turn to her*

Seductive Hen: Let's get our Cock-a-doodle-doo~ CHARGE! *runs after where Sans went*

Other Hens: *Squawk, following behind*

Frisk: ...

*A surprised yell is heard a few moments later

Frisk: *trying to process everything* ... What just happened?

Super_Is_A_Weirdo asked: Would you rather die and then become a human or die and be reincarnated.

Frisk: Um... It's the same thing either way for me and Chara...

Chara: I wish there was an option to become a monster so I don't have to be a part of this disgusting species.

Flowey: Human, so I can have more POWER!

Toriel: I am content being a monster, so reincarnated.

Asgore: As am I. So I pick reincarnated.

Mr. Snas Dom: reincarnated.

Papyrus: AS GREAT AS HUMANS ARE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE REINCINERATED INTO A SKELETON!

Mr. Snas Dom: reincarnated, bro. *laughs a little*

Papyrus: ...*blinks*... *cheeks tint embarrassed* YES, INDEED, REINCARNATED. IT APPEARS I WAS BAMBOOZLED BY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Undyne: I'd rather stay me, punks. Reincarnated.

Alphys: I-I'll just b-be reincarnated.

Mettaton: I'd like to be human, darlings~!

Blooky: *is just going to say whatever Mettaton said* Oh... um, human... I guess...

POINTS!!!

Chara and Sans: 12

Frisk: 11

Undyne: 10

Blooky and Papyrus: 8

Alphys, Flowey and Mettaton: 6

Asgore: 5

Toriel : 4

Grillby: 3

Everyone Else: 1