Everyone: *watches Undyne and Alphys run out*

Papyrus: I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, MUST SEE THIS NEW MANGA! *jumps up from the couch* NYEH, HEH HEH! *runs out of room* *his scarf seems to have snagged on the couch, as a red string is trailing behind him*

Toriel: Oh dear! *grabs the end of the string, starts chasing after Papyrus* Child, slow down! *runs out of room*

Mettaton: Oh my, I sense drama~! *laughs, standing up and strutting by Sans and Frisk* Ta-ta, darlings~ *pats Sans' skull before walking out like a catwalk model*

Sans: *growls under his breath*

Frisk: *snickers* Bye, Ton-Ton! *waves towards where the robot just left from*

Asgore: *looks over towards Frisk and Sans* Well, there aren't many of us left, but I believe it's Frisk's tur-

*Sudden screams from both Chara and Flowey coming from upstairs*

Asgore: ... I believe I must go now. *stands up, leaving the room to investigate what's going on*

Sans: ...welp, guess ya couldn't get your ask in, kid. *flips himself so he's sitting on the couch like a normal person*

Frisk: Actually I can... *looks to the side* Sans.

Sans: *raises a brow at them* what's up?

Frisk: Why do you always smile...?

Sans: ... *shrugs* i don' know, guess it's just my face.

Frisk: I know you have the ability not to smile, don't lie. *frowns at him*

Sans: *blinks* ... *shakes his head* kid-- *sighs* look, i'm just a happy person, i don' know what you want from me.

Frisk: *knows he's still lying* ... *looks at him sternly*

Sans: come'on, bud, don't give me that face.

Frisk: *holding their expression*

Sans: *roughs up their hair* hey, look, don't think 'bout it, okay? *looks to the side* *looks back at Frisk* what do ya say we go get some nicecream, eh?

Frisk: ...*sighs* Okay...

Sans: ... kid, i'm-

*phone rings from the hall*

Sans: ... i'll get that. *gets up* *walks out and into the hall* *grabs the phone off the wall* hello?

???: Tick tock, 5AN5... tick tock.

Sans: !!?? *quickly hangs up the phone* *stares at it wide-eyed*

Frisk: *peaks their head out from the other room* Sans?

Sans: *turns to them, letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding* *glances back to the phone* ...yeah, kid?

Frisk: Who was that?

Sans: ... *leans against the wall, playing it cool* eh, just some guy tryin' to sell stuff.

Frisk: *looks at him confused*

Sans: *walks up to them* come'on, let's go see what new flavors that rabbit has today. *teleports off*

* a few moments later *

Chara and Flowey: *still screeching*

Asgore: *comes tumbling down the stairs with Flowey trying to strangle him and Chara trying to strangle Flowey*

-  Oh, the joys of parenthood... -

-End of PaR--ERROR--OxLxMx_-_

-m3AnWh1l3-

???: Oh, don't tell me you forgot about me already? *laughs*

???: Did you all really think that I wouldn't come back?

???: *chuckles darkly* Oh, you poor, gullible, dust-mites, you'll never understand, will you?

???: *sips their coffee* *smiles, looking at their screens* It's only a matter of time now...