-In the room, Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Undyne, Alphys, Chara, Flowey, and Mettaton wait.-

Frisk: *walks into the room* Hiya guys! So, I just got news that our ask and dare book got 1,000 views, so to celebrate, we're going to ask each other things! We each can only ask one thing, to one person, so... yeah! *plops down on the couch in between Sans and Papyrus* Who wants to start?

Papyrus: I DO, HUMAN!

Frisk: *giggles* Okay, Papy, you ask someone something.

Papyrus: METTATON!

Sans: *rolls his eye-lights*

Mettaton: Yes, darling~

Papyrus: HOW DID YOU BECOME SO POPULAR? I MUST KNOW YOUR SECRET! *looks towards the robot star-eyed*

Mettaton: Three words darling~

Papyrus: *takes out notepad and pen*

Mettaton: Drama, Romance, B l o o d s h e d~

Papyrus: *abruptly stops writing* ... I-IS THERE A SUBSTITUTE FOR THE LAST PART?

Mettaton: Hm... OH! *walks over to Papyrus* *sticks out his leg in his face* Have these~

Sans: *glares*

Papyrus: *blinks at the robot's leg* ... OKAY! I'VE GOT IT NOW! THANK YOU, METTATON! *smiles innocently*

Mettaton: *furrows brows at not getting a reaction out of it* ... Hm? *shrugs, returning to cheery self* You're welcome, darling~ *walks back over to where he was sitting next to Asgore*

Frisk: *giggles* Well, it's your turn, Ton-Ton!

Mettaton: Oh my! Hm... *catches Sans' eye-lights* *smirks at him*

Sans: *raises a brow at him, seeming to be slightly irritated* what?

Mettaton: How are you?

Sans: ...is that my question?

Mettaton: Yes, dearie.

Sans: i was pretty great 'til ya called me that.

Toriel: Sans.

Sans: yeah?

Toriel: No need to get snippy.

Sans: *looks at her blankly before sighing*

Mettaton: *shrugs, still seeming somewhat satisfied with that answer.*

Frisk: *rolls their eyes, nudging Sans* Your turn.

Sans: uh... tori.

Toriel: Yes, my friend?

Sans: *trying to think of something* um... what's your biggest fear?

Toriel: *looks at him, a tint of sadness falling on her features* Losing someone I care about.

Sans: *realizes he probably shouldn't have said that* i, um... sorry, t, i forgo-

Toriel: You are fine, Sans. Anywho, it is my turn, correct.

Frisk: *licks their lips* ... Oh- Yeah, mom, it's your turn.

Toriel: Well, Flowey, I would like to ask-

Flowey: *apparently had his face shoved in a bag of sugar this entire time* *twitches* P o W e R -- *suddenly bursts straight up into the air, breaking a hole into the ceiling*

Toriel: ...Oh dear...

Frisk: Um... just ask... someone else a question...

Toriel: Hm... Chara.

Chara: *doodling what looks like golden flowers in their sketchbook* Hm?

Toriel: Did you help Frisk along in the underground?

Chara: *freezes* Yes... how did you know...?

Toriel: *smiles sadly* I thought I could sense a familiar presence when I first saw them... I suppose I was right.

Chara: *blinks*... *looks away from Toriel* I suppose you were...

Frisk: Chara, your turn.

Chara: *sighs, closing their sketchbook* Hm... Mr. Dad Guy... What do you like better? Gardening, or tea?

Asgore: Oh ho, that is a tough question, young one... but I would have to say that I prefer a nice cup of tea with my loved ones over gardening.

Chara: *smiles* *grabs their sketchbook* Thanks, Mr. Dad. *walks out of the room*

Asgore: *raised a brow* ...Peculiar... Well, it seems to be my turn... Alphys.

Alphys: *squeaks* Y-yes?

Asgore: Is it true that you used to have a crush on me? Frisk seems to believe so.

Alphys: *goes pale* ... *looks over at Frisk*

Frisk: *smiles way too sweetly*

Alphys: *sweats* M-maybe...

Undyne: *suddenly jumps up from her seat* HA! I KNEW IT!

Alphys: ...*blinks* ...wut?

Undyne: I KNEW YOU LIKED HIM BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! HA! YOU'D ALWAYS BLUSH WHEN HE PICKED ME UP FOR TRAINING!

Alphys: *frowns* D-did not!

Sans: *is now sitting on the couch upside down* *says in a sing-song voice* yes, you did~

Alphys: ...SANS!

Sans: what?

Alphys: *covers her face* W-why?

Sans: why what?

Alphys: Y-you know wh-what!

Sans: what who?

Alphys: Sa-

Undyne: *catches on* Who how?

Sans: how where?

Undyne: Where when?

Sans: when why?

Frisk: ... What are we talking about?

Undyne: *makes "I don't know" noise*

Frisk: ...Anyways, Alphys, it's your turn.

Alphys: O-oh... right! Undyne.

Undyne: Hm?

Alphys: Wh-what do you want for your b-birthday?

Undyne: *blinks at her* *laughs* Wow, real smooth, babe. *winks*

Alphys: *face flushes*

Undyne: *smirks* *leans down* *puts a hand on her cheek* What if all I want if you? *ears perk*

Alphys: *face is bright red* *whines* Undynee-

Undyne: *pecks her lips*

Alphys: !

Toriel: Undyne! There are children! *gestures to Frisk*

Frisk: ... (Mom, why?)

Undyne: *quickly backs away* O-oops, sorry your majesty.  *smiles nervously, blushing a little*

Toriel: *puts up a finger* Strike one, Undyne.

Undyne: Yeah, yeah, I got it. *ears flatten slightly* Well... IT'S MY TURN, NERDS! *thinks about who she wants to pick* *snaps her fingers as if she's got an idea*  HEY, PUNK!

Everyone: ...

Alphys: W-who?

Undyne: ...HEY, DORK!

Everyone: ...

Sans: ...try again.

Undyne: *getting irritated* HEY, NERD WITH THE FUNKY HAIR CUT!

Papyrus: UNDYNE, EXCUSE YOURSELF, MY HAIR IS FAR FROM FUNKY!  *brushes imaginary hair*

Undyne: ... .-. *blinks*  ... I... I mean Frisk.

Papyrus: *sweats* ... WHY OF COURSE YOU DO! THE GREAT PAPYRUS KNEW THAT! NYEH, HEH, HEH!

Frisk: ...Yes?

Undyne: ...*snaps out of it*  HEY, PUNK! WHO'S THE STRONGEST IN THIS ROOM? *flexes her arms*

Frisk: *looks around them* Strongest in what way? *tilts head*

Undyne: PHYSICAL STRENGTH, OBVIOUSLY, NERD!

Frisk: ... *points to Toriel*

Undyne: ...

Toriel: ...*points to herself confused* Me?

Frisk: *nods*

Undyne: *blinks*... *glares down Toriel* ... *sudden Spear of Justice intensifies*

Papyrus: WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?

Sans: i don' know, bro. *winks at the reader*

Mettaton: *hears the music* Oh my~

Asgore: Young one, I believe you must calm dow-

Undyne: *summons a spear*

Toriel: *stares at her blankly*

Undyne: *over dramatically points to Toriel* YOU!

Toriel: *blinks*

Undyne: DON'T JUST SIT THERE LIKE A COWARD! FIGHT ME! I CAN HEAR ALL OUR HEARTS BEATING AS-

Alphys: U-undyne.

Undyne: -ONE! WE'VE GOT TO HAVE A FINAL MATCH, THE FINAL DUEL, TO PROVE-

Alphys: U-undyne...

Undyne: -WHO IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNDERGROUD! EN GARDE, YOUR-

Alphys: UNDYNE!

-Whole room goes quiet, including the music-

Undyne: ... Yeah?

Alphys: The ExFed truck just dropped off our new manga series...

Undyne: ... *face lights up* *picks up Alphys* WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

Alphys: ... -_-

Undyne: *awkward smile* ... Uh...LATER NERDS! NGAAAAAH! *breaks down the door and goes charging out with Alphys*

--End of Part One--