Turtle side note- This has nothing to do with the story line, other than me giving a ridiculous overview of each chapter. The title of each chapter is underlined before the overview.

GREETINGS-

Frisky Bits: Hiya, I'm Frosk, and this is a book where you ask us questions, only to get an unintentionally bias answers because our author isn't perfect. Let's start this!

LOCK UP-

Edgy child: I hate everything, especially short skeletons.

Mr. Snas Dom: i have a tongue in this chapter, but then later i magically don't anymore.

Door: *ded*

PRIZES?!-

Frisky Bits: ... ThE chApTer iS a LiE

NO SPAGHETTI-

Paprika: *distressed skeleton sounds*

TURTLE?-

Floe: P O W E R!

Gerson Grandturts: MURTLE?

Askers: *trying desperately to get Gerson to understand them*

SET IT OFF-

LegsMclovin'It: *fanboying*

Mr. Snas Dom: *INTENSE FANBOYING*

Yo Mama: *much disapproval*

SANS-ATIONAL DANCE MOVES-

Naked Green Thing: The chapter in which Sans reenacts Happy Feet.

FOREVER BONELY-

Mr. Snas Dom: ... WHAT IS LOVE~!?

Frisky Bits: *comes flying in out of no where* Baby don't hurt me~ Don't hurt me~ No more~!

Frisky Bits: ... Okay, but seriously, you should screw a goat-

Askers: *insane hissing* NO!

BOO!-

Edgy Child: *literally holds a knife up to Sans' throat* FEAR ME!

Mr. Snas Dom: lol, no.

Edgy Child: *kisses Papyrus* FEAR ME!

Mr. Snas Dom: ...*broken skeleton sounds*

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS-

Frisky Bits: I learned that kicking a skeleton in the tailbone is like nut-shotting a dude-

Mr. Snas Dom: *looks at Chara* revenge, kid. *noms white chocolate*

Edgy Child: *on the ground, wheezing* N O T F U N N Y - -

DIGGIN'-

Frisky Bits: I dig hole. I dig big hole. I dig big hole determinedly.

Fluffy Daddy: What is this child doing?

Frisky Bits: Must dig.

Yo Mama: Child must eat.

Frisky Bits: Nu. Must dig.

Fishfry, Gaydino, Paprika: STARS!

Frisky Bits: NU! MUST DIG!

Fishfry, Gaydino, Paprika: :(

Frisky Bits: Oh no, too tired, must sleep. *flops onto the ground like a fish*

Mr. Snas Dom: *comes flipping in out of nowhere* WEEEEE, BLUE MAGIC! *goes flipping off screen with Frisk*

Coffee???: *holds mic extremely close to his mouth* *heavy breathing* Must capture-

7^F8-9il!#e%/:)-

Coffee???- *HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES*

500 VIEW RANDOM QUESTIONS-

Assker: GOAT TITS!

Askers: NO!

Annoying Doge: *le absorb*

WHO TO KILL-

Edgy Child: F*ck skeletons.

Mr. Snas Dom: ... well, damn.

YA KNOW, THE THING!-

Mr. Snas Dom: wut-?

Frisky Bits: THE THING!

Askers: tHe ThInG~!

Mr. Snas Dom: *confused skeleton sounds*

WHO TO KILL... AGAIN-

Mr. Snas Dom: revenge.

Edgy Child: ...Meh, I will find a way to argue with him over dumb sh*t later.

Frisky Bits: Guys, plz stahp-

WHO TO KILL... A G A I N-

Edgy Child: *flips off readers*

FLUFFY BUNNY-

Edgy Child: *flips off readers and Frisk*

1K ASK EACH OTHER (PART ONE)-

*Insert gay fish and dino flirting here*

1K ASK EACH OTHER (PART TWO)-

Phone: ... RING RING, MOTHERF-

Mr. Sans Dom: *Insert Wonderpets song here* *picks up phone* ... 'sup.

Coffee???: *HEAVY BREATHING* 7 d a y s .

Mr. Sans Dom: ...*blink blonk*... k-.

1K ... (PART THREE)-

Naked Green Thing: *honestly is just thirsty for any drop of Sansby they can get*

1K--------{PART FOUR//-

Coffee???: *COFFEE BREATH-*

Le Voidster: I shall giveth you very vague messages....BWAAAAAAAAAAA- *coughing attack*

BLUSHIN' DINOS-

Naked Green Thing:The chapter in which a gay, smexy fish breaks a dino and scars a child.

FIGHT!-

Fishfry: FITE ME!

Mr. Snas Dom: no.

Fishfry: FITE ME!

Mr. Snas Dom: no.

Fishfry: FITE-

Mr. Snas Dom: lol, bye- *slams door like an edgy teen*

HOT-

Walking Candle: ... *disappointed sigh*

-TO BE CONTINUED AT THE NEXT MILESTONE-