Me: Everyone in here now!

Everyone: * Walks in. *

Bunny: Losing your touch sis.

Me: Bugger off. So today we have a truth of Luna.

Luna: Ok!

Me: Heres the Veritaserum.

Luna: * Brings the Veritaserum to her mouth *

Me: OK, the truth is what is your biggest secret?

Luna: I'm Pregnant.

Everyone: * Shocked. * What?!

Winston: I'll make sure your death is slow and agonizing, Longbottom. ☺️

Bunny: Damm.

Neville: But that's impossible! I'm Ace. We never... Did you cheat on me?!😨

Luna: * Bursts out laughing. * Got ya! I'm not Pregnant. I didn't even drink the Veritaserum yet.

Everyone: Oh thank god.

Winston: AWWWW! I was itching to use crutio again.

Me: No. And Luna don't do that to me! I thought I was going to have to kill a guy!

Neville: Don't ever scare me like that. I thought you cheated on me.

Luna: Never. * Kisses Neville on the cheek. *

Neville: Some days I think you girls are trying to kill me.

Winston: Only girls? I'M OFFENDED!

Bunny: Winston, you look like a girl. . .

Ginny: Maybe.

Me: So what is the real truth?

Luna: * Takes a sip of Veritaserum. * Me and Draco are cousins.

Everyone but me: What?!

Winston: Oh wow. Two ferrets now.

Bunny: Pftt.

Me: Did she stutter? And it makes sense. I mean look at the hair.

Winston: I always thought she was half Veela.

Bunny: She could be.

Me: Stoping hitting on my bestie.

Neville: I never would have guessed with how he treats you.

Draco: I have a reputation to uphold!

Me: All you Slytherin's act like cats.

Winston: * Hisses loudly. * Offended again! I can't believe you would say that!

Bunny: Meow! * Dose sweater paws *

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️

Draco: You two are nuts.

Winston: Haha, n—

Adam: Shut it.

Bunny: You don't know the half of it!

Me: Bye!

Winston: GIVE ME MY MOTHBALL BACK MALFOY OR I WILL SHOVE A BROOM SO FAR UP YOUR ARSE IT'LL BE RIDING YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND—

Bunny: * On the floor laughing * Dracov. . . we might be friends . . .but . . . I am going to help!!

Me: What did I say about eating too much sugar?! Oh crap! Winston no!

Draco: A little help here!

Me: Coming! * Grows wings and flys after them. * Stop it! Don't make me brake out the hose!!! God why do I have to be the responsible one around here?!