Me: Everyone get in here now!!!

Everyone: * Runs in. *

Luna: What is it?

Me: My dad has a truth.

James: Not a dare?

Winston: Hah, no.

James: Dang it!

Winston: Talk about adventurous spirits.

Hermione: What is it?

Me: Who was your first kiss?

James and Sirius: * Grown. *

Remus: * Puts hands over mouth so he won't laugh. *😂🫢

Winston: Oh, Goddess

Lily: Ok, I have to know.

Snape: This is going to be good.

Me: Ok, just by the reactions I can tell this is going to be one messed-up and funny story.

Winston: * Eating popcorn. * S P I L L

James: Shut up. * Smakes Remus upsdie the head. *

Remus: * Still laughing. *😂

James: Fine. It was Sirius.

Everyone but Remus: * Shocked. * What?!

Winston: *spits out popcorn* ANOTHER GAY MAN???

Sirius: Just so you know we were stupid drunk kids playing truth or dare.

Me: * Laughing. * Who came up with that dare?!

James: The only sober one in the room. * Death glares Remus. *

Remus: * Laughing. * 🤣

Winston: Deja Vu—

Lily: * Falls down laughing. * I knew we were friends for a reason. 🤣

Sirius: * Throw a book at Remus. * Shut up you bloody git.

Remus: Nope.

Sirius: Lightweight. 🙄

Cedric: This is the funniest one yet.

James: Wait till you get a dare.

Me: Maybe he will. * Whispers. * Please give Cedric a dare.

Winston: * Whispers. * And make it's weird like good old Voldy.

Me: Well we have to go. See ya soon!

Winston: Goodbye!