Winston: * On the phone. * Are you sure? I don't think it a really smart idea to—Okay, fine fine. You know what, do whatever. Just—Take care of Drew, ok? Yeah, yeah, bye bye bye.

Rasmus: Was that Abyzou?

Winston: * Rolls his eyes. * Unfortunately...Drew—My younger brother—Is traveling across the world to try to look for Mum...She's helping him.

Rasmus: Your little brother is THAT hyper-intelligent?

Me: * Walks in. * Sharp Tooth brought me a letter with a dare in it.

Winston: Obviously! He gets it from m...Y mom.

Me: Looks like I am invisible today.

Rasmus: * Puts an arm around Winston. * You're finally talking some sense.

Adam: * Runs into the room wet. * SOMEONE'S AT THE FRONT GATE.

Me: Why the hell didn't you wear a coat?

Adam: * Shrugs. *

Winston: Who?

Adam: * Panting. * Give me a second...

Rasmus: *Gets up* Why were you even outside in the first place? It's -20 out there and raining like crazy!

Adam: * Sways a little. * I just—I just thought—

Rasmus: * Narrows his eyes. * Whoever they are...They're trying to get into the Slytherin Common Room.

Adam: THAT QUICKLY?! It might actually be her...

Winston: Wait, you're saying—

Adam: * Nods. *

Rasmus: * Confused. * Who are you talking about?

Me: Really? What the hell is going on?

Winston: I don't think we can be sure.

Adam: I haven't...Seen...Her in...A WHILE, if it's actually her.

Rasmus: Who is this 'her?'

Winston: Wait. * Walks to the door. *

Draco: * Walks into Common Rooms. * What's going on here? Also, Ezamondeus, what are you doing in the Slytherin common rooms?

Adam: Because I want to, also—

Rasmus: *Gets up and follows Winston. *

Adam: I think she found me. * Charged after Rasmus. *

Me: The f**k?

*Meanwhile*

Winston: * Says the password. * Prideful.

Bunny: * Cough * GAY! * cough. *

Rasmus: * Whispers to Winston. * WHATS GOING ON?!

Winston: * Whispers back. * I'm only doing this for Adam. If it weren't for him I would've never let her in.

Adam: * Tense and shivering because of excitement and hope. *

*The door opens*

Lucia: * About to punch the door down and sees Adam. * Adam?

Adam: * Yells. * LUCIA!! *rushes forward to hug her*

Lucia: * Hugs back. * ADAMMMMM!!! I missed you!

Winston: I knew it.

Rasmus: * Whispers. * what's going on?

Winston: * Whispers back. * You'll see.

Me: *Whispers. * What are we whispering about?

Lucia: Why'd you leave Durmstrang? I looked everywhere for you!

Adam: I thought YOU left, that's why!

Winston: Wait. You used to go to DURMSTRANG?

Bunny: What?

Adam: * Glaring at Winston* Don't interrupt this moment. And yes I attended Durmstrang.

Me: And you never told me?! It must have only been for a year because you were when I started my first year and you are only two years older than I am.

Lucia: We used to attend Durmstrang. But now... * Brushes her Slytherin robes. * I've transferred...And I'm probably not going back. As long as Adam stays.

Bunny: Eww.

Rasmus: What...

Adam: Oh! Lucia is my, um, BESTEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! I met her around when I was a little kid and we were friends since.

Cedric: Ouch.

Lucia: Well...We were more than friends for a while but that didn't really change anything..

Bunny: I'm gonna puke.

Cedric: 😒

Winston: Really? Why'd you separate?

Adam: Oh no, you understood wrong. It's not a romantic relationship, we were just so close that it was almost like a sibling relationship.

Bunny: Thank god.

Cedric:😌

Me: Like every friend I have ever had.

Lucia: Mhm.

Winston: You sound disappointed.

Lucia: Oh, no.

Winston: You're still disappointed.

Lucia: * Glared at Winston, her hair caught on fire. *

Winston: * Puts out the flames with a water spell. * Bloody Hell! Cool down.

Me: I like this one.

Adam: * Unaware of the situation. * She does that sometimes...She's kind of like...Tonks, but a bit more intense.

Me: Then you  haven't seen her drunk.

Harry: That was one funny night at the order.

Lucia: * Nods. *

Winston: Oh...Ok! C'mon, Luci, I'm gonna show you around the place.

Lucia: Don't call me that.

Winston: Ok!

Bunny: * Chants. * Luci! Luci! Luci!

Rasmus: Adam...Bro...Who is this girl?

Adam: I explained, didn't I?

Rasmus: No, like, she seems kind of dangerous.

Adam: How? I've been friends with her for my entire life! She's the nicest and best friend ever once you get to know her!

Rasmus: Not with that giant spear-tipped broom sticking out her backpack, she's not.

Me: I have a knife on me at all times and when I sneeze I set shit on fire, I don't see you running.

Adam: Oh, don't worry.

Rasmus: Who DO you like? Cedric or Lucia?

Adam: That's none of your business. 😳

Bunny: It's Cedric. * Pretends to be Adam. * Oh Ced!! I love you!! * Bursts out laughing. Pretending to be dancing with Cedric. *

Cedric: * Not paying attention. * Hua?

Me: * Facepalsm. *

(Everyone who reads this book who ships Adam and Cedric: * Facepalms. *)

Adam: Nothing.

Cedric: Ok. . .

Rasmus: Um...It's just that you treat Cedric the same as everyone else and seeing from your time with Lucia you seem to have a soft spot for her.

Adam: ...

Rasmus: * Waited a while * Ok fine, I'll leave.

Rasmus: * Runs after Winston. *

Adam: * Walks after them *

Cedric: * Walks after Adam. *

Bunny: * Skips after them well waving my arms wildly. *

Me: * Truns to Harry. * Bet you twenty gallons Cedric is a bottom.

Harry: You're on. * Holds out hand. *

Me: * Spits in his hand and shakes it. *

Harry: Ew!

*In the Great Hall*

Lucia: * Sitting with Winston, waving at Adam. *

Adam: * Waves back. *

Cedric: Who's that?

Adam: It's my best friend Lucia! She just transferred here.

Cedric: Oh...Ok! * Jealous. *

Adam: * Smiles. *

Winston: Damn, you two are REALLY close. Here, have an apple pie slice.

Lucia: Where'd you get that?

Winston: Luna baked a few for the Slytherins, and her pies are amazing!

Lucia: Luna?

Winston: My friend, she's in Adam's and Amelia's house, Ravenclaw.

Lucia: Oh. Ok.

Winston: Enthusiastic much.

Lucia: This is how I normally am.

Winston: * Rolls his eyes. *

Bunny: You're. . .lively, I see why Adam likes you, whoops! * Heavy sarcasm. *

Rasmus: * Takes a slice of pie and passes the plate to Draco. * Yeah, I have a feeling you'll like her.

Lucia: 'Like' is an overused word. Grow up.

Rasmus: * Narrowed his eyes. * Woooooow.

Lucia: * Ignores him. *

Winston: So, Luci, how's this school?

Lucia: Awful. Unpracticed. Loose. British.

Winston: What's wrong with the British?

Me: * Walks over eating pumpkin pie like a sandwich. * Their British.

Adam: * Rolls eyes. * You are too.

Me: Yeah, but I was raised in the US.

Lucia: They made such a loose school system.

Me: * Mutters. * This is nothing. You should see the schools where I'm from. Mass shootings every damm day. * Walks. *

Adam: Sorry about her. She can come off as a bit odd at first but really she is nice and friendly.m

Winston: You're not wrong...But—

Lucia: Yeah whatever. I'm going to go practice my flying now. McGonagall had asked me to be the replacement beater for Slytherin.

Winston: Ohhh, heck yeah! I'm a replacement beater as well!

Bunny: Wait!! Linda? Lucia? I want to read your cards! * Pulls out a deck of Oracle cards. * Ooh! In your future, I see a bitch slap.

Lucia: * Gave Bunny a cold smile, and stormed out of the room. *

Winston: H-Hey, wait up! * Runs after her. *

Bunny: * Stands up on the table flipping her off. *

Me: Oh! Drama!

Adam: Only when you are around.

Me: Ok, fruitloop. 🏳️‍🌈

Adam: Piss off.

Me: 😝

Bunny: * Looks down at you guys from the table. * I'm gonna level her ass.

Umbitch: Get off the table you filthy halfbreed!

Bunny: Make me, you homophobic banana peel! * Flays out of the room. *

Me: * Stands up on the table. * Halfbreeds are better than humans and you're proof!!!

Umbitch: Deationin Miss Potter!

Me: Make me bitch and it's Ovis! * Flips her oof truns into a big dog and runs out of the room knocking everything off the table. *

Adam: My friends are idiots.