Adam: *Listening to Addict on repeat and blasting it through the Ravenclaw common rooms. *

Cho: * Spits out her morning coffee. * What is that...

Me: * Siping coffee and sighs. * He got into the sugar.

Adam: * Screaming. * THIS IS THE MANTRA, THIS IS MY LIFE...

Luna: * Flips the Quibbler right-side up. * Ooo, what's that?

Adam: YOU'RE PLAYING WITH NOW TILL THE END OF THE NIIIGHT...

Cedric: * Comes out of Cho's room. * Will you turn that off already!

Me: What the hell are you doing here? And with your ex?

Cedric: * Shrugs. *

Bunny: Are you guys making out!?

Cedric: No!

Adam: * Screaming some more. * SURROUNDED BY FIRE, THE PASSION IGNITES...

Helena Ravenclaw: * Floats through a wall. * TURN THAT AWFUL NOISE OFF!

Adam: * Lets out a blood-curdling shriek. * A HIT OF THAT HEAVEN AND HELL, A HELLUVA HIIII...

Winston: * Screams through the window. * Adam Ezamondean! It's a great song but PLEASE STOP, IT'S SIX IN THE MORNING.

Adam: Shut u—Wait, how'd you know?

Winston: * Muffled. * The whole school knows, goddamnit!

Adam: Oh, oof. * Turns the speaker off. *

Bunny: So? It's six in the morning. Oh! I forgot you are a mortal.

Me: Thank god. My ears hurt.

Winston: * Muffled. * That's better.

Adam: Alight you son of a bitch, what do you want?

Winston: So, uh, we just got someone new today.

Adam: Huh? Who is it?

Winston: Dunno. Majesté Blonde.

Adam: Is he, like, kinda DTF?

Winston: Too bad, no, but he's...

Rasmus: * Shows up at the window with Winston. * None of your business to discuss?

Bunny: Rasmus!? You're here!!! How is Ajax? And my girl Enid? When will thay be coming!?

Rasmus: Bunny!? AJ is good. So is Enid! Missing you though. I don't know.

Me: * Jumps back. * Jesus! Don't scare me!

Winston: * Startled. * Holy Sh...

Rasmus: * Amused. * An almighty halfbred, cowering before me. Well, that's a first.

Me: * Rolling eyes. *

Adam: * Visibly confused. * Where'd you come from?

Rasmus: Oh! I'm from Nevermore. I was just sent here as a transfer student to see if Hogwarts fits me better.

Bunny: * Whispers to Rasmus * They're crazy!

Rasmus: * Whispers back * So are we.

Bunny: No- Well actually yeah.

Winston: ...Sooo, you are a...

Rasmus: Psychic and Stones. I can bend spoken words, thoughts, and material around me to my will, and a bit of paralysis is also on the list.

Me: We are going to get along great.

Winston: ...Like a tyrant, but hopefully better.

Rasmus: Exactly!

Adam: Alright. Aside from all the other red flags, what's your House?

Rasmus: They placed me in this place called "Hufflepuff" I believe?

Bunny: Ugg. No...

Cedric: * Rolls eyes. *

Winston: ...Wow.

Rasmus: Yeah, unbelievable.

Adam: ...Anyways, we're doing a series of these questions and dares for now and we're kind of missing a key personality...

Winston: ...Evil and Mysterious.

Adam: Aaaand you look exactly like that person so we were wondering...

Bunny: Bitches! I am right here! Evil and Mysterious! I will spell it out for you! V.A.M.P.I.R.E.

Winston: Of course babes, anyways so Iiiiif you would like to take part in our little gig that'll be nice.

Adam: So, what's your take?

Rasmus: ...Sure! I'm in for anything enticing once in a while. Bunny you still love me right?

Bunny: Yeah. I love you, dummy. As A friend though.

Cedric: Yay!

Rasmus: Oh, shut it.

Winston: Welcome to the team!

Me: New person to torture...

Rasmus: Food.

Everyone but Bunny: * Looks at me. *

Me: I mean get to know better. Oh, shut up.

Bunny: Just tell yourself that.

Rasmus: Yeah, yeah. So, when do I start?

Cho: We're not sure yet...But we're waiting on Amelia's signal.

Rasmus: And they are...

Winston: The leader of this entire project! Yeah.

Me: * Smirking. *

Rasmus: Interesting. Well, guess I'm with you now.

Bunny: * 🙄 *

Adam: Of course, Lucif—Rasmus!

Rasmus: * Smiles and then shapes the nearest apple into the shape of a rose in his hand. * A gift for your troubles! We will meet again.

Bunny: * Cough. * Flirt. * Cough. *

Rasmus proceeds to signal goodbye, walk back towards the entrance of the Ravenclaw Tower, and left.

Adam: * Looks at the rose. * What the...

Winston: That's cute, now can we stop doing this?!