(Approximately five months later because I can) ( And the start of the sixth year. )

Winston: * Flips the covers. * RISE AND SHINE BUTTERCUP!

Lucia: * Swats at the air. * Five more minutes.

Winston: Lucy. We have new dares. I can't just delay it because of you.

Lucia: Fine. * Falls back asleep. *

Winston: * Grabs her broom. * If you don't wake up...

Lucia: * Jumps up and grabs her broom back. * Smart decision to leave me with 0.33 seconds before you dropped it.

Winston: There you are!

Lucia: * Punches him.* Now you get dressed. And you better leave, I don't want the teachers asking questions about you staying overnight.

Winston: * Puts on a simple sweater. * Right, right. I gotta tell everyone else too. I wonder where Amelia has gone this time.

Lucia: Probably overslept from exhaustion.

Winston: Hmm...Anyways, cya!

Lucia: I hope you trip and fall and die.

(In the Room of Requirements)

Hermione and Ron: * Runs in.*

Luna and Draco: * Walk in. *

Luna: Hello, familiar room!

Rasmus: * Appeared in a fireplace. * What's good?

Lucia: * Flies in on a broom. * Haven't seen this place in ages.

Ginny, Fred, George, and Cedric: * Stumbled in through a wall. *

Rasmus: Aha! Got it right this time.

Winston: Ok... Most of us are here...

Rasmus: It's not safe to get those two here just yet.

Winston: True.

Hermione: So...What's happening this time? Because I made a lot of preparations for what we might need, and I even have a bonus list just in case!

Me: * Runs in panting. *

Harry: The hell?

Me: * Messy covered in leaves and twigs. * Do not pisses off fairies!

Ron: * Rolls eyes at both girls.*

Me: I saw that ginger.

Winston: So...First off, Lucia has to open her secret box thing. I'm interested.

Lucia: * Embarrassed. * Absolutely not-

Me: Ohhh! Let's see what's in Pandora's box.

Adam: Oh right! I wanna know if she's rearranged it or not.

Lucia: You shut up!

Luna: Secret box?

Lucia: It's nothi—

Winston: Oh, please, you literally brought it up last week.

Lucia: So what?!

Winston: We open it today. You also seem a little desperate yourself.

Lucia: Fuck you, I'm never going to-

Rasmus: * Box appears in hand. * This one, right?

Lucia: NO!

Fred: I wonder what's in there.

George: Maybe some type of destructive gadget?

Rasmus: Woman, chill! It's probably not that bad. Adam, you've seen it already, right?

Adam: Yes, but she changes the contents a lot so it won't remain the same after a bit.

Me: Cool!

Winston: See? Problem solved!

Lucia: I suppose...

Ron: Open it already!

Rasmus: Okay...Here goes. * Opens the box. *

Lucia: * Covers her face. *

Winston: Hmm...A few broken nails, a rubber duck, pictures of you and Adam, a seashell, an angel figurine, and an apple core? Oh, so THAT'S where Archie went!

Lucia: I didn't...Know it was yours so I kept it.

Winston: Yeah...Sure, babe.

Lucia: Don't call me that. * Throws the miniature statue at him. *

Winston: * Catches it. * ow.

Rasmus: What's with the random items?

Lucia: * Blushed a bit. * I keep things that people don't tend to remember giving to me, or I just find random shit in nature. One of those nails was from Winston and the rubber duck...

Me: That's what you were so embarrassed about? I thought it would have been baby pictures or something much worse. So much for blackmail.

Adam: That's...Actually really sweet of you to keep stuff from him.

Ginny: I sense something.

Lucia: Oh, give me a break.

Winston: Anyways, this ended a lot better than I originally thought—But now for the second dare.

Rasmus: * Clears throat and reads off a paper. * Adam and Cedric, hereby approved by Headmaster Dumbledore, are assigned to the Slytherin rooms with Lucia Eden and Winston Birchwood for a week.

Adam: Holy-

Cedric: * Looks up from his lunch. * Hm?

Rasmus: Here's the paper, I'm not repeating myself for you.

Lucia: * Hugs Adam. * Awww, nice! And...You.

Cedric: Yeah, what about me?

Lucia: * Narrows her eyes. * Nothing. Literally nothing. Anyways, let's help you look around, Adam.

Me: * Coughs. * Awarked * Coughs. *

Winston: Sibling moment.

Adam: Sweet!

Adam, Lucia, Winston, Cedric: * Leaves the room. *

Rasmus: Aight. Last one: Umbridge will marry Voldemort!

Me: Damm. I was hoping we were free of her.

Winston: * Calls from the hallway. * I AM STILL THE FLOWER BOY!

Bunny: No Neville is.

Neville: I am never going to live down that name am I?

Me: Nope!

Rasmus: SHUT YOUR TRAP! Anyways, Draco and Luna, to kidnap Umbridge for us will ya? Fred and I will take care of Voldy.

Luna: Of course! Come on, weasel boy!

Draco: How dare—

*They leave the room*

Rasmus: Ok...Fred, let's go. * Disappears into the fire. *

(A while later)

Fred: Back!

Rasmus: * Holding Voldemort by the collar. * Harry and Sirius, you got the wedding dress?

Sirius: I've been waiting for this moment.

Remus: Dude. 🤦

James: I should have stayed dead.

Snape: Yes you should have.

Lily: * Facepalms. *

(A bit later)

Voldemort: * Wakes up. * W-Where am I?!

Umbridge: * Wakes up as well. * Why are my hands tied to a bouquet—Let me go, you filthy little rats!

Voldemort: What is this disgusting thing I'm wearing?!?

Winston: It's a wedding dress! Pretty, right?

Lily: C-Congratulations * Bursts out laughing *

Me: * Falls to the floor laughing. *

Voldemort: Let me out this instant!

Umbridge: * Screams. *

Neville: * Helps me up. *

Me: * Still laughing. * Thanks. * Wipes a tear away. *

Rasmus: * Says the marriage lines. * And will you, Tom Marvolo Riddle, take Dolores Jane Umbridge as your lawfully newly wedded wife?

Winston: * Tosses bouquets at them violently. *

Umbridge: * Screams even louder. *

Voldemort: * Faints from all the makeup he has on. *

Me: * Pointes wand at Umbitch. * Silencio!

(An hour later)

Cedric: Man, your guys' room is amazing!

Adam: Yeah, totally!

Lucia: Aww, thanks, man!

Cedric: But I-

Lucia: Shut up, Diggory.

Cedric: O-Ok?

Winston: Lucy! * Runs up and hugs her. *

Lucia: Get your talons off me!

Winston: * Shoves her. * Haha.

Winston: So, you guys fitting stuff in well?

Adam: Yep. I basically have everything prepared!

Cedric: Mhm!

Winston: Awesome! This will be an exciting week.

(ROR)

Bunny: * Walks through the door. * Hello? Guys? Anyone of you stupid motherfuckers here?

Fred and George: * Hiding behind a plant. *

Fred: I see a-

George: -stupid American?

Bunny: * Stops walking. * Dumb and Dumber is that you?

Fred and George: * Jump out. * Yes!

Bunny: * Hugs them. * I missed your Dumbasses!